The Superbowl is finally here, and Obama is unfortunately still here. Whether he eats the dog or not, there is no doubt that America has eaten his bitter desserts for the past four years. Someday this national nightmare will all be over, meanwhile we have the San Francisco 49ers versus the Baltimore Ravens. Go Niners!
Caption this photo!
Winners will be below the fold on Monday!
It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!
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| 1st Place! L Rivera “Stay! Stay! I’m gonna tax it and that’s it!” |
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| 2nd Place! micky ”Sorry Bo, the republicans raised the price on mouth sized balls in the last quarter.“ |
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| 3rd Place! rodney dill “Intercepted!” |
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| Honorable Mention Place! mcwall “Obama rolls out to the left to avoid the rush-no surprise there, he’s a renowned lefty- oh, he spiked the ball before entering the end zone! The ref is signaling for a TD! Well, they all know what he intended to do & the Supreme Court will uphold the call anyway. The Dems rout of the Reps continues while on the sideline, GOP QB Mitt Romney looks stunned, no surprise there either” |
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Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
February 1st, 2013 at 7:28 am
“Hey Bo! Quit chasing me! Who do you think you are? Reggie Love?”
February 1st, 2013 at 7:40 am
Unarmed White House Guard Dawg Hounds A Brotha Tryin’ Ta Steal A Gummint Ball From Da Lawn.
February 1st, 2013 at 7:51 am
Bo Knows !
If he chases this sucka around long enough, he’ll step in the land main he just laid.
February 1st, 2013 at 7:52 am
mine
February 1st, 2013 at 8:06 am
Stay! Stay! I’m gonna tax it and that’s it!
February 1st, 2013 at 11:12 am
If I had a son, I’d have to think long and hard before I let him play football.
Thats why I got me a dog.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:15 am
Dammit Bo !
You can stain my leg after the meeting !
February 1st, 2013 at 12:12 pm
‘ E Bo Ny & I Vo Ry
To Geth er In Per Fect
Har Mo Ney ‘
. . . . . Sir Paul McCloyney
February 1st, 2013 at 12:59 pm
Halfback: What you want to get back after Obamacare.
Quarterback: What you’ll likely bet back after Obamacare.
Scatback: What you’re gonna get back after Obamacare.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:48 pm
What’s he running for… You dont’ have to run to spike the economy.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:49 pm
Hey Barry! No Discount, Double Tax.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:53 pm
Intercepted!
February 1st, 2013 at 2:22 pm
Sorry Bo, the republicans raised the price on mouth sized balls in the last quarter.
February 2nd, 2013 at 10:59 am
What an idiot. The dog looks more spooked than interested. Fido probably don’t care much about face time either.
February 2nd, 2013 at 11:08 am
Bo enjoys a moment of freedom without mi’chelle around while seriously considering breaking off from his coverage route and running in front of a speeding car.
February 3rd, 2013 at 10:36 am
How to confuse Cesar Millan, the DOG WHISPERER. Can I communicate with both of these without talking?
February 3rd, 2013 at 3:13 pm
Michelle, please protect me from this vicious mutt.
February 3rd, 2013 at 6:45 pm
“Bo if you don’t stop chasing my a**—You might turn up as a dog bite in a pastry on a bed of arugala with dippin’ sauce for sooperbowl.”
February 4th, 2013 at 2:24 pm
“Obama rolls out to the left to avoid the rush-no surprise there, he’s a renowned lefty- oh, he spiked the ball before entering the end zone! The ref is signaling for a TD! Well, they all know what he intended to do & the Supreme Court will uphold the call anyway. The Dems rout of the Reps continues while on the sideline, GOP QB Mitt Romney looks stunned, no surprise there either”