Here is U.S. President Barack Obama at the swearing in ceremony on Inauguration Day 2013. There is his wife with a new haircut attempting to look like a pop star tart, and there is John Boehner wishing he was somewhere else. And that is a Lincoln Bible, no less.
Caption this photo!
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It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!
Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
January 25th, 2013 at 2:02 am
” I swear, I’d give a Taxpayer Dolla to know what these two Orange Honkies are thinkin’, right now. ‘
January 25th, 2013 at 7:44 am
Michelle to Barack Obama: “You look so cute when you lie about upholding the Constitution.”
January 25th, 2013 at 9:12 am
Barack: “Can I get this Koran in CD format?”
Michelle: “Sure, I’ll burn you a copy…..”
January 25th, 2013 at 10:32 am
America’s first couple… extraterrestrial couple. I have to much respect for the animal kingdom to say that they are members of it. Were they carded at the international space station before they started ambling around the planet turning everything they touched into garbage
January 25th, 2013 at 10:43 am
“I swear the White House drapes are safe and untouched.”
January 25th, 2013 at 11:36 am
“Eagle Claw!” It’s MY turn again to bat everyone around for the next four (at least?) years….suckers!!
January 25th, 2013 at 11:39 am
Holding a “crap sandwich” — except this time the crap is on the top and bottom…
January 25th, 2013 at 12:16 pm
America’s not so new & completely unimproved brain trust. My oh my they look happy. Typical of most retarded folk. Give them a fish and you’ve fed ‘em for a day; try & teach ‘em how to fish & they sick a czar on you
January 25th, 2013 at 10:56 pm
Have you lost weight, Michelle? The stage doesn’t feel like it’s collapsing like last time.
January 26th, 2013 at 9:45 am
“Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing!”
“Ni”
January 29th, 2013 at 8:07 am
“I swear on this book to do all the things it says we shouldn’t do.”
January 29th, 2013 at 2:01 pm
Skip that all sht and just gimme the crown would ja ?
January 31st, 2013 at 1:20 pm
Keep on lyin’ through those pearly teeth, baby. I’m gettin’ prouder and prouder of my country with every word.
January 31st, 2013 at 1:23 pm
“Skip that all sht and just gimme the crown would ja ?”
Now THAT’S funny!
January 31st, 2013 at 3:41 pm
the Hussein looks at his wookie and thinks, if her dentures slip, I might just get a gummer