Here is Barack Obama himself standing in front of the dreaded Mayan Calendar which portends doom for all of humanity on this day. Yes indeed the commander in chief is taking on Doomsday 2012, December 21, 2012, the end of all we know. Such a hilarious photo of the passionate liberal tempting fate has never been seen before in human history. Caption this photo. or else.

Caption this Photo!

Winners will be below the fold on Monday! Oh nevermind!

It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!


Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!

1st Place!
“Sht, I’m gonna die wearin a red tie”
2nd Place!
Awlhattin O’Kaddle
”Obama Unveils the New Presidential Seal. Taken Directly from his Birth Certificate “
3rd Place!
Chris in N.Va.
“When it comes to amassing personal wealth, I got all My-an’.
Too bad about your-an’….”


1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.