Here is Barack Obama himself standing in front of the dreaded Mayan Calendar which portends doom for all of humanity on this day. Yes indeed the commander in chief is taking on Doomsday 2012, December 21, 2012, the end of all we know. Such a hilarious photo of the passionate liberal tempting fate has never been seen before in human history. Caption this photo. or else.
Caption this Photo!
Winners will be below the fold on Monday! Oh nevermind!
It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!
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Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!
| 1st Place! micky “Sht, I’m gonna die wearin a red tie” |
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| 2nd Place! Awlhattin O’Kaddle ”Obama Unveils the New Presidential Seal. Taken Directly from his Birth Certificate “ |
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| 3rd Place! Chris in N.Va. “When it comes to amassing personal wealth, I got all My-an’. Too bad about your-an’….” |
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Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
December 21st, 2012 at 4:29 am
Yo… Mayans, I be tryin. Me still has a couple hours to validate y’all
December 21st, 2012 at 6:19 am
“Stare into the stone and obey my commands…, Tax the Rich! Tax the Rich!…”
December 21st, 2012 at 7:45 am
Sht, I’m gonna die wearin a red tie
December 21st, 2012 at 8:04 am
The President, standing in front of a mock-up of the new $1 Trillion dollar coins that will become common, bread-buying legal tender at the bottom of the fiscal cliff.
December 21st, 2012 at 8:06 am
When it comes to amassing personal wealth, I got all My-an’.
Too bad about your-an’….
December 21st, 2012 at 8:46 am
I’m the real Montezuma’s revengeeeee!
December 21st, 2012 at 10:13 am
I must apologize…Michelle mistook this thing behind me as a giant Oreo cookie. One bite took out 2 baktuns.
December 21st, 2012 at 10:37 am
How long do batteries last? Has anyone thought about that. Man, what are they doing. Nothing. Tell you one thing, I *will* have a smoking area on the ship.
December 21st, 2012 at 1:14 pm
“I got some golf to play in Hawaii in a few days……I don’t have time for this Mayan crap…besides….how did they end up?”
December 21st, 2012 at 10:13 pm
Good news, it doesnt say the world is coming to an end…….it says your liberty is vanishing
December 21st, 2012 at 10:20 pm
” Obama Unveils the New Presidential Seal. Taken Directly from his Birth Certificate “
December 21st, 2012 at 10:37 pm
Who needs a Mayan calender when you have Me!!!
December 22nd, 2012 at 8:32 am
Who Farted!
December 22nd, 2012 at 8:54 am
When I get constipated, I use Mayanlanta to have regular bowel movements.
December 22nd, 2012 at 8:57 am
At least we can avoid another 4 years of this