Here is Barack Obama’s Christmas press conference with his dutiful wife and her posterior occupying the left side of the room. Are they leading the country over the fiscal cliff for Christmas? Dear readers, the challenge is for you to give us your wit and holiday cheer. Caption this photo.

Caption this Photo!

Winners will be below the fold on Monday!

It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!


Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!

1st Place!
“just look at that ass, it’s big enough to eat off off when the table is full.”
2nd Place!
Awlhattin O’Kaddle
The First Rumba Rump in Fervent Silent Prayer.
”Allah please deliver me from Four More Years of Playin’ Nice wid dees cracka’s an honkies. “
3rd Place!
Ann Romney:
“Sob…sob…I wish that was my ass up there…sob…sob”


1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.