So here is a picture of the first lady of the United States, a rare photo in that it was not released to the media by her official photographer who likes to make sure she is gently stuffed into her clothing. Is Michelle Obama fat? Obviously that is a subjective question which depends on your frame of reference.
In her carefully choreographed public persona, we know that the first lady has promoted healthy eating to the American public by assuming the role of a nagging Big Mother, an Orwellian correlative to Big Brother. In private something else appears to be going on entirely. In this picture, Michelle Obama appears to be in the middle of eating a pound of butter or cheese.
Caption this Photo!
Winners will be below the fold on Monday!
It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!
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Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!
| 1st Place! Dave Elli “Barack is so proud, because just like him I’m working hard to grow the government.” |
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| 2nd Place! micky ”You know your ass is huge when you wear a sweater in Hawaii to try and hide it. “ |
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| 3rd Place! L. Rivera “The Dorito’s diet, exposed.” |
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Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:12 pm
I wonder how, she always has diet-coke with those BBQ ribs.
December 7th, 2012 at 5:00 am
Secret Service Stud-Muffin looks on as the First Rumba Rump shops for a Grass Skirt. ( for Barack)
December 7th, 2012 at 6:31 am
Is this all you guys got post election?
Grow up.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-27-MrsObamaPortrait.jpg
The FIRST lady!
December 7th, 2012 at 6:31 am
This vacation in Hawaii is costing $4 million and I can’t get any cornbread?
December 7th, 2012 at 6:35 am
“This vacation in Hawaii is costing $4 million and I can’t get any cornbread?
Tough. What are you going to do about it?
December 7th, 2012 at 7:52 am
Moochelle can send Air Force One to Alabama and pick up a loaf of cornbread. Should only cost the taxpayers an extra $1 million or so, depending if she also asks them to pick up some honey butter.
December 7th, 2012 at 8:00 am
Ron couldnt poke fun at a democrat if his balls were in a tweezer.
Hey Ron ! Ass hole ! Knock knock knock on yer forehead !
You screwed up last weeks caption contest with you’re total lack of humor.
We do this once a week, some subjects have been righties. If you dont have a joke other than yourself then stfu and go back to burning your little green Army men, cuz all you do is bring everyone down.
December 7th, 2012 at 8:13 am
Michelle at luau, caught sneaking apple from pigs mouth
December 7th, 2012 at 8:30 am
Mick – SERIOUSLY
“….if his balls were in a tweezer.
Hey Ron ! Ass hole ! Knock knock knock on yer forehead !”
“…..then stfu and go …..”
Can you express yourself without being vulgar?
December 7th, 2012 at 8:58 am
“Can you express yourself without being vulgar?”
Yeah, but you dont deserve civil expression.
You’re a flawed human.
Or does that need to be spelled out for you too ?
December 7th, 2012 at 9:02 am
I accept your apology.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:03 am
Ron, you’re not going to ruin this thread if I can help it.
I’ll ask McCain to take down yours and my exchanges in the interest of you not poisoning the one place we go every week for a little fun.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:15 am
Cry “uncle” all you want Mick…
December 7th, 2012 at 9:47 am
Ron, “cry uncle” ?
As if you’ve somehow beat me into submission ?
This thread is about fun.
You were attacked by me for your lack of ability to do that today and last week.
Your response was again narrow minded and feeble by only being able to pick on ones vocabulary as “vulgar”.
I’ll tell you whats vulgar ass hole.
I’ve dialed back the profanity and engaged you in a civil manner before.
You made no such attempt and maintained the following…
You accuse people of sht you cant prove.
You say things about others with no merit.
You cant think for yourself.
You’re a bigot.
You’re a hypocrite.
You’re so hateful and angry you cant even step outside your walls for one second to find any flaws with liberals.
Your ideology has caused more death and pain and vulgarity upon the world than my mouth ever could.
You’re the alcoholic who thinks the whole world needs to quit drinking along with you, and when they dont, you get pi$$ed off, get drunk, and say its their fault.
Wise up.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:23 am
Caption: I’m going to eat this pound of butter unless RonM and Micky stop catfighting like girls!
December 7th, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Patrick.
I placed my entry.
You can take my other crap down if you like.
Sorry. There was no place else to make my point.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
“Blushing flatulent Wokkie sings “Tiny Bubbles” out its ass at Luau.”
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Michelle;
” Wow, poi does taste like crap, oh well.”
“Hey big boy, need someplace to rest your Mai Tai?”
December 7th, 2012 at 2:53 pm
The First Affirmative Action Ghetto Queen works a Bucket List, ‘Befo Da Party Be Ova ‘.
‘ We Goin’ Send Mo Bacon Ta Detroit ‘.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
“Obama wife goes off the physical cliff.”
December 7th, 2012 at 4:07 pm
You know your ass is huge when you wear a sweater in Hawaii to try and hide it.
December 7th, 2012 at 4:08 pm
This is why you wear Muumuus to luaus
December 7th, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Maybe they didnt have her size
December 7th, 2012 at 4:11 pm
If I said I was on a roll she’d try to eat it
December 7th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Pound Fo Pound
It Too Round
Fo Me
December 7th, 2012 at 5:18 pm
The Dorito’s diet, exposed.
December 7th, 2012 at 6:58 pm
“Caption: I’m going to eat this pound of butter unless RonM and Micky stop catfighting like girls!”
Laughing my azz off mate…:)
December 7th, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Micky and I like to dislike each other I guess.
December 8th, 2012 at 8:27 am
She might as well stick it on her ass.
Theres guys that like big bootys. In my time it seems mostly black guys go for this. I’m not sure what part of the cultures history created this trait anymore than I’m sure why Hawaiians saw monstrously obese women as beautiful.
We could go off the deep end if we went after every part of womans anatomy that excites or repulses us but what I found most disturbing was looking into which cultures prefer their women shaved to look like 6 year olds.
The only first lady that ever did a thing for me was Jacky. The rest have all looked like frigid school teachers and while I love brown and exotic women Michelle is just too gangly and ass heavy for my taste.
I’ve also seen pics of her in college and the transformation she underwent just before and during the first campaign.
Once all the gear comes off shes nothing to write home about.
Halle Berry, Toni Braxton, Rhianna, Whitney, (until that punk Bobby got a hold of her)these are pretty black women.
As much as I hear folks rant about Michelles beauty,IMHO Michelle just aint all that.
Each to their own.
But my dad taught me one thing thats true.
The ones with big asses never stop growing.
Michelles just a huge turd cutter on chopsticks with false eyelashes.
When coming off AF-1 she cant even walk side by side coming down the stairs with Barry.
December 8th, 2012 at 10:36 am
“HOW many assistants do I have waiting on me? Which one forgot to dress me with my spanx?”
spanx=girdle
December 8th, 2012 at 1:17 pm
” Disgraced Secret Service Agent, Will Buttinski, takes a breather after following First ‘Lady’ Obama ( Code Name: Earthy Wind & Fire ) from Krakow to Krakatoa. Will was re assigned after being overheard calling Hilary Clinton, ‘Sputter Cushion’.
December 8th, 2012 at 2:33 pm
” First Lady Queen Obama Butters her Buns at the Bountiful Buffet for Betta Groceries In Da Hood. “
December 8th, 2012 at 3:01 pm
TOOOOOT !
“Oops, I made a pooey !
This ones on me everyone !”
December 8th, 2012 at 8:34 pm
Poster child for the U.S. government.
“Eatin and fartin its way to hell”
December 9th, 2012 at 8:31 pm
“Do as I say, not as I do.”
December 9th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
“Mo’ cushion for all those hours riding Air Force One.”
December 9th, 2012 at 8:38 pm
“The youth of America will thank me for their 850 calorie lunch limit when they mature, but Sugar, that just don’t work for me!”
December 9th, 2012 at 8:46 pm
“Barack is so proud, because just like him I’m working hard to grow the government.”
December 9th, 2012 at 8:49 pm
“Pork, pork, more pork. Isn’t that right, Barack?”
December 10th, 2012 at 9:50 am
With a personal staff exceeding other First Ladies to assist her, it’s easy to understand why Mrs. Ozymandias-on-the-Potomac will never get a little behind in her work.