So here is a picture of the first lady of the United States, a rare photo in that it was not released to the media by her official photographer who likes to make sure she is gently stuffed into her clothing. Is Michelle Obama fat? Obviously that is a subjective question which depends on your frame of reference.

In her carefully choreographed public persona, we know that the first lady has promoted healthy eating to the American public by assuming the role of a nagging Big Mother, an Orwellian correlative to Big Brother. In private something else appears to be going on entirely. In this picture, Michelle Obama appears to be in the middle of eating a pound of butter or cheese.


Caption this Photo!

Winners will be below the fold on Monday!

It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!

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Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!

1st Place!
Dave Elli
“Barack is so proud, because just like him I’m working hard to grow the government.”
2nd Place!
micky
”You know your ass is huge when you wear a sweater in Hawaii to try and hide it. “
3rd Place!
L. Rivera
“The Dorito’s diet, exposed.”

Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.