So here is a picture of the first lady of the United States, a rare photo in that it was not released to the media by her official photographer who likes to make sure she is gently stuffed into her clothing. Is Michelle Obama fat? Obviously that is a subjective question which depends on your frame of reference.
In her carefully choreographed public persona, we know that the first lady has promoted healthy eating to the American public by assuming the role of a nagging Big Mother, an Orwellian correlative to Big Brother. In private something else appears to be going on entirely. In this picture, Michelle Obama appears to be in the middle of eating a pound of butter or cheese.
Caption this Photo!
Winners will be below the fold on Monday!
It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!
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Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!
| 1st Place! Dave Elli “Barack is so proud, because just like him I’m working hard to grow the government.” |
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| 2nd Place! micky ”You know your ass is huge when you wear a sweater in Hawaii to try and hide it. “ |
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| 3rd Place! L. Rivera “The Dorito’s diet, exposed.” |
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Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:12 pm
I wonder how, she always has diet-coke with those BBQ ribs.
December 7th, 2012 at 5:00 am
Secret Service Stud-Muffin looks on as the First Rumba Rump shops for a Grass Skirt. ( for Barack)
December 7th, 2012 at 6:31 am
Is this all you guys got post election?
Grow up.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-27-MrsObamaPortrait.jpg
The FIRST lady!
December 7th, 2012 at 6:31 am
This vacation in Hawaii is costing $4 million and I can’t get any cornbread?
December 7th, 2012 at 6:35 am
“This vacation in Hawaii is costing $4 million and I can’t get any cornbread?
Tough. What are you going to do about it?
December 7th, 2012 at 7:52 am
Moochelle can send Air Force One to Alabama and pick up a loaf of cornbread. Should only cost the taxpayers an extra $1 million or so, depending if she also asks them to pick up some honey butter.
December 7th, 2012 at 8:00 am
Ron couldnt poke fun at a democrat if his balls were in a tweezer.
Hey Ron ! Ass hole ! Knock knock knock on yer forehead !
You screwed up last weeks caption contest with you’re total lack of humor.
We do this once a week, some subjects have been righties. If you dont have a joke other than yourself then stfu and go back to burning your little green Army men, cuz all you do is bring everyone down.
December 7th, 2012 at 8:13 am
Michelle at luau, caught sneaking apple from pigs mouth
December 7th, 2012 at 8:30 am
Mick – SERIOUSLY
“….if his balls were in a tweezer.
Hey Ron ! Ass hole ! Knock knock knock on yer forehead !”
“…..then stfu and go …..”
Can you express yourself without being vulgar?
December 7th, 2012 at 8:58 am
“Can you express yourself without being vulgar?”
Yeah, but you dont deserve civil expression.
You’re a flawed human.
Or does that need to be spelled out for you too ?
December 7th, 2012 at 9:02 am
I accept your apology.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:03 am
Ron, you’re not going to ruin this thread if I can help it.
I’ll ask McCain to take down yours and my exchanges in the interest of you not poisoning the one place we go every week for a little fun.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:15 am
Cry “uncle” all you want Mick…
December 7th, 2012 at 9:47 am
Ron, “cry uncle” ?
As if you’ve somehow beat me into submission ?
This thread is about fun.
You were attacked by me for your lack of ability to do that today and last week.
Your response was again narrow minded and feeble by only being able to pick on ones vocabulary as “vulgar”.
I’ll tell you whats vulgar ass hole.
I’ve dialed back the profanity and engaged you in a civil manner before.
You made no such attempt and maintained the following…
You accuse people of sht you cant prove.
You say things about others with no merit.
You cant think for yourself.
You’re a bigot.
You’re a hypocrite.
You’re so hateful and angry you cant even step outside your walls for one second to find any flaws with liberals.
Your ideology has caused more death and pain and vulgarity upon the world than my mouth ever could.
You’re the alcoholic who thinks the whole world needs to quit drinking along with you, and when they dont, you get pi$$ed off, get drunk, and say its their fault.
Wise up.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:23 am
Caption: I’m going to eat this pound of butter unless RonM and Micky stop catfighting like girls!
December 7th, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Patrick.
I placed my entry.
You can take my other crap down if you like.
Sorry. There was no place else to make my point.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
“Blushing flatulent Wokkie sings “Tiny Bubbles” out its ass at Luau.”
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Michelle;
” Wow, poi does taste like crap, oh well.”
“Hey big boy, need someplace to rest your Mai Tai?”
December 7th, 2012 at 2:53 pm
The First Affirmative Action Ghetto Queen works a Bucket List, ‘Befo Da Party Be Ova ‘.
‘ We Goin’ Send Mo Bacon Ta Detroit ‘.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
“Obama wife goes off the physical cliff.”
December 7th, 2012 at 4:07 pm
You know your ass is huge when you wear a sweater in Hawaii to try and hide it.
December 7th, 2012 at 4:08 pm
This is why you wear Muumuus to luaus
December 7th, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Maybe they didnt have her size
December 7th, 2012 at 4:11 pm
If I said I was on a roll she’d try to eat it
December 7th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Pound Fo Pound
It Too Round
Fo Me
December 7th, 2012 at 5:18 pm
The Dorito’s diet, exposed.