So here is the famous Obama crucifix which was once again in the news this week. The painting is by a left-wing (who knew?) artist named Michael D’Antuono, who labeled the word “Truth.”
I like this painting a lot because it reveals the truth about typical liberal feelings toward our president. Although his favorability ratings remain low for the vast majority of Americans, among liberals Barack Obama is still often held up as a Messiah of sorts, an intellectual curiosity that I’ll leave to the psychologists. Now I leave it to you, dear readers, to provide the winning description of this picture.
Winners will be below the fold!
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Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!
| 1st Place! Awlhattin O’Kaddle ” Away in a manger No crib fo Him’s bed The little Lord Barry Laid down Him’s sweet head
The stars in the sky |
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| 2nd Place! craig tarter ”Spin the wheel & throw the knife. “ |
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| 3rd Place! Ryan Kane Announcer: President Obama wins first place for jumping over… the Fiscal cliff. |
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It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!
Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.











November 30th, 2012 at 9:36 am
“Although his favorability ratings remain low for the vast majority of Americans”
Except that majority who turned out on November 6…..
November 30th, 2012 at 10:01 am
Huh. I know plenty of liberals and it seems to me that holding Obama up as some sort of messiah is certainly not a trend. Almost everyone I know was originally hopeful during his first term, then disappointed and ultimately voted for Obama because they saw him as the lesser of two evils. In fact, I can’t think of a single person who holds him in such high regard.
Typical Patrick, no real substance, just another window into his fevered mind, which is high on some crazy alternate reality.
Just out of curiosity Patrick, are you a dimethyltryptamine addict?
November 30th, 2012 at 10:13 am
I truly can’t find a single similarity between Obama and Jesus, they are like polar opposites.
November 30th, 2012 at 10:18 am
Hey, Snow, just ask Jamie Foxx. BTW, how come you are so knowledgeable about DMT? Just out of curiosity, you know.
November 30th, 2012 at 10:19 am
If the pic was the wider shot that included the parted curtains:
Heeeeeere’s Barry!
November 30th, 2012 at 10:33 am
Gawd can you guys find your inner funny sometime soon? This is a caption contest, knuckleheads!
November 30th, 2012 at 10:34 am
” Damn Jews did this to me ”
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“WTF ? I thought this lasted only three days ?”
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” Uh oh, that guy with the spear is not a Roman”
================================================== When these guys said they were gonna nail me they werent screwing around.
November 30th, 2012 at 1:15 pm
” Away in a manger
No crib fo Him’s bed
The little Lord Barry
Laid down Him’s sweet head
The stars in the sky
Looked down where He lay
The little Lord Barry
Is afta Yo Pay ”
Read more: TOBY KEITH – AWAY IN A MANGER LYRICS
November 30th, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Well…maybe imagining him crucified is wishful thinking on the part of the artist rather than aggrandizement.
Just saying….
November 30th, 2012 at 1:53 pm
“Although his favorability ratings remain low for the vast majority of Americans,…..”
That is a lie.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/obama_favorableunfavorable-643.html
More people favor Obama than the “vast majority” you FALSELY claim, disapprove of him.
Just curious. Where did you get your “ratings” info?
November 30th, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Ummm
Is dis were da ‘Caption Contest’ be at ?
November 30th, 2012 at 3:20 pm
BTW, how come you are so knowledgeable about DMT? Just out of curiosity, you know.
Because I read.
November 30th, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Snow, that’s excellent progress! Keep it up!
November 30th, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Okay.
November 30th, 2012 at 10:33 pm
All this hand-wringing is just a reminder that liberals have no sense of humor. Please take your animosities to another thread and leave this one for the captions.
December 1st, 2012 at 4:56 am
I dunno, Patrick, this picture is just too revolting to be funny. I will say that it looks like we have a younger, Choom-Wagon-Obama rather than the mature, worn-out, gray-headed Obama.
December 1st, 2012 at 4:58 am
Okay, here’s a caption….
“No, Obama is not being crucified, he’s just passed out again on the floor of the Oval Office.”
December 1st, 2012 at 5:48 am
HOPE ObamaCare Death Panels are gonna cover me from being crucified by Fox News!
December 1st, 2012 at 5:59 am
“Holy MoDamnit….Rise up penis so that I may service all the “Julia’s” that help to erect me”.
December 1st, 2012 at 8:17 am
That’s more like it. Keep them coming boys and girls. More more more!
December 1st, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Trick Dick had a similar pose”Just can’t see my fingers”!!!
December 1st, 2012 at 7:45 pm
“I hope this drives the baggers crazy!
-B. Obama
December 1st, 2012 at 8:50 pm
TA – “Except that majority who turned out on November 6…”
…..:)
True. Obama won the vote, but the delusional right is math challenged.
December 2nd, 2012 at 5:11 am
Obama: “Look at me! I’m Jesus Christ!”
December 3rd, 2012 at 4:55 am
Spin the wheel & throw the knife.
December 3rd, 2012 at 8:59 pm
Announcer: President Obama wins first place for jumping over… the Fiscal cliff.
December 3rd, 2012 at 9:00 pm
Ah, crud, I missed the deadline! Mine was good!
“Announcer: President Obama wins first place for jumping over… the Fiscal cliff.”
December 4th, 2012 at 10:30 pm
Ryan, writers are not eligible because of your superior professional talent for prose compared with the talents of a mere commenter. Just would not be fair.
Exception made this week because I am ROFL!
December 5th, 2012 at 6:59 am
“True. Obama won the vote, but the delusional right is math challenged.”
Wow, must of took you all night to come up with that.
Dont talk about math challenged as if the left knows you cant spend more than you earn.
December 5th, 2012 at 2:31 pm
“Ryan, writers are not eligible because of your superior professional talent for prose compared with the talents of a mere commenter. Just would not be fair.
Exception made this week because I am ROFL!”
Glad my caption made you laugh! It came to me and I thought… “I MUST POST!”