Why? Because there’s some truly disgusting behavior on the part of shoppers seeking deals and steals in stores across the country. You can see a relevant example in this video, and please pay close attention to the overweight man who literally yanks a phone out of the hands of a woman who had picked it up, then nearly knocks her over as he bowls his way through the mob.

Black Friday Fight Over Phones

Remember in the 70s, the ad with the Native American crying over the trash and litter strewn about the country? I’m thinking we should probably have a similar ad to, perhaps, shame people into behaving more like humans and less like a zombie horde attacking their human victims.