Why? Because there’s some truly disgusting behavior on the part of shoppers seeking deals and steals in stores across the country. You can see a relevant example in this video, and please pay close attention to the overweight man who literally yanks a phone out of the hands of a woman who had picked it up, then nearly knocks her over as he bowls his way through the mob.
Black Friday Fight Over Phones
Remember in the 70s, the ad with the Native American crying over the trash and litter strewn about the country? I’m thinking we should probably have a similar ad to, perhaps, shame people into behaving more like humans and less like a zombie horde attacking their human victims.









November 23rd, 2012 at 9:13 am
I hear you David.
I was ready to say this an embarrassment to the species but have a strong feeling its only Americans who can take a holy holiday and turn it into what looks like looting before an apocalypse.
My wifes side of the family is Christian and very devout.
My side is Christian but not so devout.
Between both sides we no longer buy gifts for anyone but the kids.
I’m not going to watch the video, I get it, I’ve seen enough.
November 23rd, 2012 at 9:24 am
1.) These were ALL Obama Voters.
2.) These were ALL Cabbage Patch Kids.
3.) I Hope ALL these people were molested by ELMO.
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:13 am
In Kenya they call it Obama Friday.
November 23rd, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Yeah, I’m just waiting for the PC race baiters to protest the use of the word black.
They’ll find a reason and way.
November 23rd, 2012 at 12:21 pm
I’d love to eat a gallon of beans and mingle among these jerks.
November 23rd, 2012 at 1:32 pm
I haven’t seen the sail fawn fight video, but I’ve seen others that were over laptop computers. Uppity entitled trash ruin shopping and everything else for the rest of us. Thank god there was no one wandering around handing out free samples from a a bucket of fried chicken. Then you’d have seen a bloodbath.
November 23rd, 2012 at 4:34 pm
Almost as old as The Running Of The Bulls . . .
Is Boston’s ‘Running of the Brides ‘.
The annual Filene’s Basement Sale on Wedding Gowns.
It was a hoot to see these women beating each other over the head and fighting over girdles and bras.
November 23rd, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Was than after they threw all the ones they had at Tom Jones ?
November 24th, 2012 at 4:16 am
Catfight??? Catfight!!!
November 24th, 2012 at 4:18 am
I’m sure we all know that Black Friday is named for the day when retailers might actually show a profit for the year in sales. No racial or other significance involved.
November 24th, 2012 at 4:53 am
“I’m sure we all know that Black Friday is named for the day when retailers might actually show a profit for the year in sales. No racial or other significance involved.”
I agree.
But you’re giving these jerks too much credit.
Remember the Tomahawk chop ? Criticized by some for perpetuating a racist stereotype.
“Redskins” because they rode without saddles.
” The fat rich white haired republicans are saying poor blacks are the ones creating this anarchy and that they’re not familiar with account lingo”.
When Clayburn is sure Rices only problem is a 100 racist republicans I wouldnt count too much ommiting fabricated racial significance of anything in little liberal brains.
“FRIDAY WAS A BLACK MAN !”