So here is the naughty general himself, David Petraeus, with his naughty mistress Paula Broadwell. Shall we entitle this photo “The Biographer and the Bigamist”? No, because surely you an do better. This Obama appointee was caught with his biscuit in her cookie jar, if you catch my drift. The rest is up to you.

Caption this Photo of Paula Broadwell and David Petraeus!

Winners will be below the fold!

It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!


Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!

1st Place!
“Why David!!! Is that a drone in your pocket or are you just happy to have access to my vagina?”
2nd Place!
Awlhattin O’Kaddle
”This Broadwill polish your bazooka from the Stans to the Shores Of Tripoli. “
3rd Place!

1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.