Thank you, America for reelecting Barack Hussein Obama for now we get to watch his whole administration unravel and become mired in the mud of a sex scandal which may even lead to impeachment. Will Obama end in disgrace due to a catfight? The verdict may not be in but one thing is certain, the Media, which had been avoiding Benghazi Gate like The Plague can no longer afford to do so, since there is nothing more compelling nor as attractive to the Mind of Man than a good, old fashioned catfight! We know this to be true from ′Seinfeld.′ The Obama sex scandal has now widened as the catfight between Paula Broadwell and Jill Kelley which cost David Petraeus his job as CIA Director now also looks to involve U.S. Marine General John Allen, commander of NATO forces in Afghanistan. Now that is what I call some real high-level catfighting!
I may have told this story before but it bears repeating now, about how a friend of mine once met Satan at a business dinner at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, DC. Satan was an impressive character, a former official from the Reagan administration who at the time of the dinner was a lawyer for an oil lobbyist firm. As Satan and my friend knocked back numerous White Russians, Satan gave my friend two pieces of advice. First, always wear a vest as a three-piece suit makes one look more professional and powerful. Secondly, once obtaining power, get yourself a mistress! Yes, a slice of cheesecake on the side is part of the Washington Waltz. Not hard to come by, either, given that in ′official Washington′, single women outnumber single men by a ratio of about 8 to 1, so there is plenty of slack to be taken up by married men with cheating on their mind.
So is it any wonder, given Satan′s advice, that we find two powerful men, David Petraeus and Gen. John Allen, embroiled in a catfight over a women, Jill Kelley, whom both men knew? This story just keeps on getting more bizarre as we add shirtless FBI agents, thousands of ′inappropriate′ emails and state secrets. Pile on top of that the many questions who who knew what and when, from Eric Holder to Barack Obama? The conspiracy gets deeper as we learn, from Paula Broadwell′s speech at the University of Colorado back on October 26, that the CIA annex in Benghazi may have been holding two or three Libyan militants for questioning, which might be the real reason why our consulate and annex were attacked on September 11 of this year. The CIA denies this, as it goes against one of Obama′s first executive orders from January, 2009.
But, we now know that the FBI has found classified files on Ms. Broadwell′s computer, and given her close association with Petraeus, whom do we believe? There are other possible explanations for the terrorist attack, the least of which is the stupid story about it being caused by some dumb video on You-Tube, pushed by the Obama White House. Does anybody really think that story is going to stick, especially given what we are now learning?
As I said, the Media is now fully engaged in the Benghazi Gate story now that it has devolved into a sex scandal. The catfight between Paula Broadwell and Jill Kelley, started from six emails sent by Broadwell to Kelley to warn Kelley to ′stay away from my man′, has not only implicated David Petraeus, costing him his job as CIA director, but now threatens to cost General John Allen, NATO commander in Afghanistan, his career. Meanwhile, questions as to when exactly did Barack Hussein Obama learn of this affair between Petraeus and Broadwell go unanswered. We know that Eric Holder, as head of the Justice Department, knew about it sometime ago. Other laws may have been violated in covering up the matter if the FBI failed to notify Congressional leaders of military and intelligence committees. Hearings on Benghazi Gate set to start on Thursday by several committees will have much to sift through as they comb through catfight emails to shed light on why four Americans died needlessly in Libya. Hopefully we can do without more shirtless FBI agents!