Thank you, America for reelecting Barack Hussein Obama for now we get to watch his whole administration unravel and become mired in the mud of a sex scandal which may even lead to impeachment. Will Obama end in disgrace due to a catfight? The verdict may not be in but one thing is certain, the Media, which had been avoiding Benghazi Gate like The Plague can no longer afford to do so, since there is nothing more compelling nor as attractive to the Mind of Man than a good, old fashioned catfight! We know this to be true from ′Seinfeld.′ The Obama sex scandal has now widened as the catfight between Paula Broadwell and Jill Kelley which cost David Petraeus his job as CIA Director now also looks to involve U.S. Marine General John Allen, commander of NATO forces in Afghanistan. Now that is what I call some real high-level catfighting!
I may have told this story before but it bears repeating now, about how a friend of mine once met Satan at a business dinner at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, DC. Satan was an impressive character, a former official from the Reagan administration who at the time of the dinner was a lawyer for an oil lobbyist firm. As Satan and my friend knocked back numerous White Russians, Satan gave my friend two pieces of advice. First, always wear a vest as a three-piece suit makes one look more professional and powerful. Secondly, once obtaining power, get yourself a mistress! Yes, a slice of cheesecake on the side is part of the Washington Waltz. Not hard to come by, either, given that in ′official Washington′, single women outnumber single men by a ratio of about 8 to 1, so there is plenty of slack to be taken up by married men with cheating on their mind.
So is it any wonder, given Satan′s advice, that we find two powerful men, David Petraeus and Gen. John Allen, embroiled in a catfight over a women, Jill Kelley, whom both men knew? This story just keeps on getting more bizarre as we add shirtless FBI agents, thousands of ′inappropriate′ emails and state secrets. Pile on top of that the many questions who who knew what and when, from Eric Holder to Barack Obama? The conspiracy gets deeper as we learn, from Paula Broadwell′s speech at the University of Colorado back on October 26, that the CIA annex in Benghazi may have been holding two or three Libyan militants for questioning, which might be the real reason why our consulate and annex were attacked on September 11 of this year. The CIA denies this, as it goes against one of Obama′s first executive orders from January, 2009.
But, we now know that the FBI has found classified files on Ms. Broadwell′s computer, and given her close association with Petraeus, whom do we believe? There are other possible explanations for the terrorist attack, the least of which is the stupid story about it being caused by some dumb video on You-Tube, pushed by the Obama White House. Does anybody really think that story is going to stick, especially given what we are now learning?
As I said, the Media is now fully engaged in the Benghazi Gate story now that it has devolved into a sex scandal. The catfight between Paula Broadwell and Jill Kelley, started from six emails sent by Broadwell to Kelley to warn Kelley to ′stay away from my man′, has not only implicated David Petraeus, costing him his job as CIA director, but now threatens to cost General John Allen, NATO commander in Afghanistan, his career. Meanwhile, questions as to when exactly did Barack Hussein Obama learn of this affair between Petraeus and Broadwell go unanswered. We know that Eric Holder, as head of the Justice Department, knew about it sometime ago. Other laws may have been violated in covering up the matter if the FBI failed to notify Congressional leaders of military and intelligence committees. Hearings on Benghazi Gate set to start on Thursday by several committees will have much to sift through as they comb through catfight emails to shed light on why four Americans died needlessly in Libya. Hopefully we can do without more shirtless FBI agents!
November 13th, 2012 at 7:53 am
LOL on video. It always boils down to money and sex. These children who get elected by useful idiots. This is not surprising or shocking. The disfunctional media so hung up on the sex maybe the 4 Americans murdered will finally get justice or have some light shine on
them beside talk radio and Fox Cable. Funny how God works justice out.
November 13th, 2012 at 8:52 am
Yes, the Lord does work in mysterious ways…
What really drives me nuts is this whole thread about Petraeus being such a great general. I almost fell out of my lift-chair when I heard Chucky Krauthammer compare him with MacArthur! Like surging plenty of troops to Iraq and gold for bribing local tribes is anywhere near the brilliance and daring of the Inchon landing. Krauthammer needs to get himself a ‘Capt. Pike’ chair and confine himself to just Yes and No answers.
November 13th, 2012 at 12:58 pm
Well Andy, he is the best we had.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:40 pm
So what outcome do you see developing here?
Someone (or perhap a few people) will get “Scootered” and that will be that.
November 13th, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Once Petraeus was confirmed for the CIA and lost command over Iraq and Afghanistan is when both countries started to get even shttier, the spike in casualties was greater than ever before in any time bracket.
In his 2010 confirmation hearings he made it clear the present rules of engagement were ridiculous.
While thinking with his dick has been discouraging I still have more faith in him handling our security and safety than anyone else on Barrys team.
The saddest thing about this, besides the four murders, is as Greg Gutfeld put it “the media is only focusing on the shiney object”.
My dad managed a tourist attraction in Hawaii that featured birds and parrots from across the world.
When entering the aviary full of monkeys and parrots you were instructed to remove all jewelry and shiny objects from your person.
The label “Parrots and monkeys” fits these ass holes perfectly.
November 13th, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Micky I’m wid ya bro (that’s Baracklish). At least the general has balls, while his boss is a pussy.
November 13th, 2012 at 6:04 pm
“Someone (or perhap a few people) will get “Scootered” and that will be that.”
BuzzHead?
WTF? “Scootered”?
Is that like being “RICED”?
(insert laughter here)
FOUR Americans died in Benghazi.
You are thinking with your penis….and the amount of money in your checking account.
Now be a good boy and go count your Affordable Oblamo Bucks. (You make money within the medical field…You have mentioned this several times)
Ohio voted for Oblamo.
They just lost Federal Food Stamp Money.
You are eating steak.
November 14th, 2012 at 6:09 am
Buzz,
Being ‘Scootered’ is synonymous with being railroaded, as Scooter Libby was NOT the source of the leak and everybody knew it. I think, or at least hope, that the outcome here is that the truth about Benghazi will emerge and topple Obama and his regime. As they say, sometimes the cover-up is worse than the actual misdeed. All Obama had to do was tell the truth, say his administration screwed up not listening to folks on the ground and protect our diplomats better. But for two weeks, all we got were deliberate lies.
November 14th, 2012 at 9:41 am
By Scooterd I am implying that one or more sacrificial lambs will be designated.
This is certainly not going to “topple Obama’s regime”, but you can still dream.
It will, however, provide Fox News with two months of outrage and “exclusive” breaking news.
November 14th, 2012 at 12:20 pm
Buzz, very interesting.
Seems you’re more infatuated with throwing FOX out there instead of actually finding out why and who’s responsible for four American deaths.
“Not topple Obamas regime” ?
Floating Rice and Kerry is a sure sign of not much to choose from.
November 14th, 2012 at 12:35 pm
Mick?
You don’t actually think ANY MOONBAT cares about those 4 dead Americans? They are too busy whining about Limbaugh or FOX.
Daily enemas wouldn’t clear the crap out their colons.
Back to building the patio.
November 14th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Faye has a point. Part of liberal self-hatred is to treat this story differently than normal people do. I am guessing that liberals conflate these consulate workers with the military that they so loathe so their reaction falls somewhere between indifference and glee. Besides, Buzz pridefully care for nobody but himself so don’t expect a mature point of view.
November 14th, 2012 at 2:33 pm
Why do you assume the left loathes the military?
Because military spending should not be unlimited?
That is a very different thing.
November 14th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Is the sky blue?
Does 1 plus 1 equal 2?
Is our president a metrosexual sissypants?
Do liberals hate the military?
November 14th, 2012 at 4:04 pm
“Why do you assume the left loathes the military?”
I assume nothing unless I directly say I’m assuming.
75% of our military votes republican.
This is a problem for the left as they assume anyone voting republican is an idiot.
If you pity them instead of hate them its only because you’re a bunch of condescending jerks.
John Kerry thinks that they’re not too smart for ending up in Iraq.
Acuses them of acting like Genghis Khan.
They hate GWB, refer to him as an idiot in many ways on many levels.
The liberals support for our troops is not born of pride but rather pity based on the liberal opinion that Iraq was a senseless stupid war and even though they volunteered of their own free will to fight a war a majority of dems voted yes on before they were against it.
In a nutshell, its the opinion of liberals that anyone adhering to the Bush national security doctrine who takes orders from him cant be too bright if they volunteered for a cause brought by Bush.
Dems dont listen to Bush, so anyone who does almost always is referred to as idiots.
Liberal counties have disenfranchised their votes/voting process.
Liberals blow up recruitment offices.
If liberals truly cared about our troops they would not of voted as a majority on asinine PC ROE.
Ted Turner said he thinks; “it’s “good” that U.S. soldiers are killing themselves because it shows humanity has evolved a distaste for war.”
(Ted sweety, they volunteered)
The list goes as far back as Vietnam where returning troops were spat on
November 14th, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Exactly how is this an “Obama Sex Scandal”? He’s not at all involved.
November 14th, 2012 at 5:07 pm
I got handshakes upon my return (even though I certainly did not go voluntarily) and the record of being spat upon is generally chalked up to urban legend and embellishment.
Yes, you can google some supporting evidence, but the overwhelming concensus (there is even a book written on the subject) is that it either never happened or was an extremely rare occurrence.
While once is too many times if it, indeed, happended, the myth of it being widespread is exactly that, a myth.
So go ahead, go find the opposing opinion, but realize that it is the minority opinion.
Sorry, I hate to let the truth get in the way of a good “story”.
November 14th, 2012 at 5:51 pm
“I got handshakes upon my return (even though I certainly did not go voluntarily)”
This is not about you.
“the record of being spat upon is generally chalked up to urban legend and embellishment.”
Bullsht, theres archived news clips proving it.
“is that it either never happened or was an extremely rare occurrence.”
Who cares how often ?
Iraq vets good enough example ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_-TBirrPiQ
Obviously you cant touch on the other examples I presented that dont come from the very few you mention but actually your elected officials.
These scumbags are reelected by you morons.
“Sorry, I hate to let the truth get in the way of a good “story”.”
Bullsht, your opinion is not fact.
Kerry;
“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”
“While once is too many times if it, indeed, happended, the myth of it being widespread is exactly that, a myth.”
Disdain for the troops by the left is not a myth and I never said it was “widespread” but only used Vietnam as a reference point in time.
“Baby killer” and such filth were very prevalent phrases back in the day.
I have videos and transcript.
You have “blah blah blah”
Ron M;
“Exactly how is this an “Obama Sex Scandal”? He’s not at all involved.”
Of course hes involved.
I dont think anyone is claiming a threesome.
Its his administration.
Its his administration that held the story til after the election.
November 14th, 2012 at 7:18 pm
“Exactly how is this an “Obama Sex Scandal”? He’s not at all involved.”
Barry defends Rice like hes shleping her
November 14th, 2012 at 7:31 pm
micky – I see. So was Bush “involved” in the Pat Tillman and Jessica Lynch cover-ups as well? Remember them?
Was Bush responsible for the “NO WMD’s, bad intel” on his watch?
Anyway, I expect the GOP to try to get all the political mileage out Libya then can. Which won’t get you very far. It’ll all be forgotten in 3 months certainly by the next elections.
Just like NOTHING ever came of Fast and Furious.
November 14th, 2012 at 8:08 pm
micky – I see. So was Bush “involved” in the Pat Tillman and Jessica Lynch cover-ups as well? Remember them?
Silly rabbit, Tillman and Jessica were not in his administration.
“Was Bush responsible for the “NO WMD’s, bad intel” on his watch?”
Yeah, he even took responsibility.
Of course he was responsible,even admitted it, but still accomplished the other objectives.
Be nice if Barry admitted he returned Iraq to the world pi$$ pot it used to be. The Kud and Al Queda are rooted again.
(much of the intel was gathered on Clintons watch also, all he did blow up a pill factory)
“Anyway, I expect the GOP to try to get all the political mileage out(of) Libya then can.”
You’re so sad.
You’d think any patriot, left or right would want the same mileage and get to the bottom of four preventable deaths and a failed foreign policy.
But I digress, you’re obviously a liberal ideological bigot.
“Which won’t get you very far. It’ll all be forgotten in 3 months certainly by the next elections.”
Terrible, isnt it ?
Its been two months and Barrys gang wont say sht cept for lies. Does that mean all is forgotten next month ?
Only if the middle east blooms into a euphoric fairy tale land.
Its been four thousand years an they’re not there yet.
Juxtapose to moonbats never letting go of Iran/Contra ?
“Just like NOTHING ever came of Fast and Furious.”
So, there was no dereliction of duty ?
To make my point.
You(right here and now) and your media are focused on the sex thing because you dont want anything to become of the substantive matter which is due to anything but transparency.
The one thing they cant hide, is that they’re hiding. And I’m not talking about the generals salami.
November 14th, 2012 at 8:19 pm
The pervasive lack of recollection and absence of specific information makes it impossible for the Committee to assign responsibility for the misinformation in Specialist Tillman’s and Private Lynch’s cases.\
It is clear, however, that the Defense Department did not meet its most basic obligations in sharing accurate information with the families and with the American public.
With these revelations the Committee had no choice but to abandon there search for truth in the Benghazi murders.
Hows that sound ?
Two Wongs dont make a White ?
November 14th, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Micky – Nice rant and name calling. “Bigot”? “Sad”?
Please grow up.
November 14th, 2012 at 8:52 pm
“Nice rant and name calling. “Bigot”? “Sad”?
Please grow up.”
Hmmm.. a rant that you obviously have failed in kind to reciprocate to.
You are an ideological bigot simply due to the fact you are willing to warrant Obamas bad behavior with others in the past.
Dont tell me to grow up when its you who so child like wants to justify bad behavior with other bad behavior.
Both the Tillman and Lynch cases were eventually aired out to bear truth and so will the Benghazi murders.
And yes, I stand by “SAD”
Its very sad that spitefully pedantic people like you want to mask the true story, obfuscate, call it what you will, with a cheezy inconsequential sex scandal.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:42 pm
Why can’t Lib-Progressives ANSWER a direct question? Is this like some insidious disease that they all have?
They slip and slide around everything but a direct answer. It’s beginning to get pathetic. Debby Waspy Schultzee is probably the worst but its seems epidemic to the whole group.
Perhaps they all got the stepford moonbat brain chip….BLAME GWB for EVERYTHING….NEVER take RESPONSIBILTY for ANYTHING….DEFLECT DENY and DISTRACT with nonsensical sh**.
Hilarious today when Oblamo said “..The White House issued those orders…” A House can ORDER something???
Heard on the news that having an affair in the military is a CRIME. Hey but its cool and legal for POTUS to get blown in the Oral Office or with JFK–have the “ladies” escorted in by the SS guys.
Like Fast and Furious–the dead victims will be ignored and forgotten while the sexmails and assorted attacks on Bush/Fox etc will drone on forever.
The next 4 years will be known as “the ongoing investigation” regime.
The patio is completed.
