Two UCLA researchers have determined that women who are Republican politicians appear twice as physically feminine than Democrat women politicians. That the more Conservative a woman votes, the more feminine, resulting in what they call the ′Michele Bachmann Effect.′ One of the researchers, Kerri Johnson, believes it may be due to GOP voters demanding that their women candidates not only be more competent than Democrats, but also better looking.
Okay, so you are thinking that here we go again, Andy is poking fun at Liberal Democrat women, calling them ugly. That maybe I should be writing about more substantive topics, like how the latest economic news is extremely bad. Durable sales are way down, the GDP growth rate is anemic, and the Greek stock market has been about as good as ours. Or maybe I should be focused on the latest lies and cover-ups coming from the Barack Obama White House over the terrorist attack on our consulate in Benghazi, Libya? Especially now that we know that the intelligence community figured out in less than 24 hours that the attack was preplanned and had nothing to do with some stupid video.
Or maybe I should be writing about how jacked up the polling data is being reported by the Liberal Media? How this alleged lead in Ohio may be a total lie as voter registration is way down in heavily Democrat precincts. That the so-called gender gap is a myth since even Gallup acknowledges that 60% of married women prefer Mitt Romney over the 33% that like Obama. Or how that many polls are not only skewing the numbers over-sampling Democrats or using turn-out stats from 2008 while only counting 1% of registered voters in Florida, Pennsylvania and Ohio as being Independents, who favor Romney by margins of 2 to 1.
Nah! A topic like this, how Democrat women politicians are more manly and ugly than Republican women is far more fun! The UCLA research study that comes to this conclusion, that the more Conservative a female politician, the more feminine is defined as the Michele Bachmann Effect. We of the Republican-Conservative movement have known this all along. GOP babes are hot! Which probably explains why Democrat men are mostly gay or hound dogs, searching for lust like alley cats.
September 29th, 2012 at 12:23 am
Republican men look like pigs (Limbaugh, Rove, etc.).
They are, too.
September 29th, 2012 at 3:33 am
Democratic men act like horny juvenile pigs (BJ Clinton,John Edwards and Teddy O’Kennedy)
and of course Hummer’s hubby Tony Weiner….
LMAO
September 29th, 2012 at 5:07 am
They’re feminists, who have cast aside looking feminine because of the societal male expectation to look feminine.
Which is why they cant get laid, which is why they’re always pi$$ed off.
They b!tch “Its a mans world!” and then choose an appearance that blends into that same world they say they detest.
They’re idiots
September 29th, 2012 at 5:10 am
Filbert, you obviously are not a Seinfeld fan, or you would already know that men walking around naked is bad while women walking around naked is good.
September 29th, 2012 at 5:11 am
Unless, of course, the naked women start squatting or doing other types of strenuous activity that makes their nakedness unappealing.
September 29th, 2012 at 5:54 am
Filbert, your mom named you after a nut.
Wise up
September 29th, 2012 at 9:20 am
@micky
You better take that back . . . .
or Philburt will go get his Husband
an Beetchewup.
September 29th, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Horsey Chellsee (former Hedge Fund Employee) married to a Russian Jewish banker….Wonder how hot their sex life is?
September 29th, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Conservative women enjoy being female.
September 29th, 2012 at 2:37 pm
The Hill nonpartisan publication does a useful assessment of the hottest men and women on Capitol Hill every year. This year 8 out of the top 10 were GOP.
Look, we all know that Democrat women who never got dates in high school turn into the she-men with nasal voices we have to bear on our cable news channels everyday, whether they are in politics or talking heads. The psychologically adjusted women go Republican for whatever reason.
September 29th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
They hate their penis envy.
Napolitano. Kagan, goosebumps man, goosebumps
September 29th, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Since long ago I had noticed that democrats had a deficit of femininity in the fairer-gender department, but I never thought it could be systematically studied and verified.
September 30th, 2012 at 4:30 am
Well, when a liberal womans idea of beauty is Alan Colmes…
Or, one could make the argument that Ginger, representing the left, is all style and no substance while Mary Ann without all the useless garnish looks an all nighter, a keeper.
Mrs Howell and Pelosi join the ranks of Helen Thomas
September 30th, 2012 at 6:52 am
For once, I would have to disagree with you, Micky. Mary Ann is the prototype for the classic Liberal woman. Young, single, unaccomplished. What has she ever done besides bake a coconut cream pie? She’s always the victim. Headhunters, gangsters and poison mushrooms.
Ginger, on the other hand, is successful. She supports our troops doing USO tours. Brave, too, prepared to serve the cause regardless of the danger, wearing slinky outfits to distract the enemy. A real woman of merit!
September 30th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
If so, Gilligan is the prototype liberal man. Simple-minded, unaccomplished, and with a daddy named Skipper!
September 30th, 2012 at 9:26 pm
Tonight (OCT 1st) Warren vs Brown 2nd Debate 7:00pm EST TIME. Live Stream on Umass-Lowell. http://www.uml.edu/
October 1st, 2012 at 4:33 am
Yes, Patrick, and Gilligan is always bungling things. Look how many times they might have been rescued had he not screwed up.
October 1st, 2012 at 4:37 am
“For once, I would have to disagree with you, Micky. Mary Ann is the prototype for the classic Liberal woman. Young, single, unaccomplished. What has she ever done besides bake a coconut cream pie? She’s always the victim. Headhunters, gangsters and poison mushrooms.”
Yeah, but would you kick Eva Longoria out of bed ?
October 1st, 2012 at 4:39 am
Quite frankly I would. Eva doesn’t do anything for me. What can I say? Ginger was the first to give me tingles up my loins.
October 1st, 2012 at 5:34 am
Ginger cant even bake a pie or catch a fish.
Come doomsday its the country bumpkin I’d keep close.
Nothing worse than dodging RPGs while wearing heals and a tube skirt. Not that I’ve tried it before.
In all fairness Ginger could and probably is just as attractive without all the gear. But, I’ve always been partial to darker ladies, and no, not the dominatrix “darker” type lady.
Although if Ginger did sport some stilettos, some crotchless fishnets and a black leather corset my member would become a north only compass.
No one can pi$$ on any lady who makes the day for our troops.
Just for that patriotism alone I’d let her tour this here gleaming throbbing body of every females envy any day, free of charge.
October 1st, 2012 at 5:50 am
“Country Bumpkin”
Elly Mae is actually a brunette. I know this for a fact. But Granma talked her out of the wedding because my pony tail had her thinking I was a bearded lady.
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Republican women are simply hotter because they have self esteem and dont buy into the feminist garbage that first impressions should not be visual.
First impressions are always visual, unless you’re blind, its an unavoidable human defense mechanism.
However, if that first impression is created over a conversation such as a radio talk show, the shrill b1tching is enough to determine its a moonbat
October 1st, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Kick Eva Longoria out of bed? Remember that God made hot liberal women to be enjoyed for the night. God made hot conservative women to marry.
October 1st, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Gilligan may be a screw-up, but the Skipper captained them to a deserted island and the Rom.., I mean the Howells packed luggage for a 3 hour tour.
October 1st, 2012 at 9:23 pm
The Howells were in cahoots with the skipper, bought the island and gave the crew jobs.
Mr. Magoo was tappin all that pu$$y.
Mrs. Howell sold Hoovers with no teeth.
The Skipper and Gilligan shared a cabin, then a tent. After all, they’re sailors.
The professor went insane trying to procreate with himself and began thinking he was Dr Moreau.
Now we have talking Ducks and Geckos selling insurance.
Maybe I’ll write a series, call it “Lost”
October 2nd, 2012 at 5:17 am
You know, Micky, that would have been a better ending for ‘Lost’, had they stumbled on the Minnow castaways in the finale. Or even if they had found ‘Wilson’, Tom Hanks old buddy.