Yesterday, Barack Obama got an endorsement from Madonna, who used to be a famous singer 25 or 30 years ago. Apparently, a number of her fans are still alive, so she has decided to do a tour labeled the MDNA tour. In all honesty, I’m not entirely clear what the name stands for, unless she was unable to buy some vowels. Anyway, last night her tour made its way to Washington, DC, where she endorsed Barack Obama in a curious fashion:

“Y’all better vote for f***ing Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all right? We have a black Muslim in the White House. Now that’s some amazing s**t.”

Let’s parse this, grammar fans:

Y’all? Y’all? Where does a geriatric has been singer from Detroit get to abrogate Y’all? Is that a new term of endearment in England or wherever she emigrated to?

F***ing Obama? Okay, I’ll give her that one, we’ve all said this a number of times.

For better or for worse? Yeah, like we’re married to the guy. Can’t we just go on Divorce Court?

We have a Black Muslim in the White House? Well, it had to be said. I’m sorta seeing a 30 second Romney ad in the near future. I assumed that Obama wasn’t a Black Muslim since he spent so much time passing out pork.

Now that’s some amazing s**t. I have to admit that I’m not current on uses of slang. In my youth, this term referred to the ingestion of a certain substance. I don’t know if that’s what it refers to, still. Maybe in conjunction with the rest of the endorsement, it shows how the rest of us will survive the next four years.

Now there’s an endorsement we can all agree with.

Previously on the tour, Madonna had sported a ‘tramp stamp’ saying Obama. Since she hadn’t endorsed him at the time, this may have left some of her fans confused.