So here is Barack Obama Himself speaking at the DNC convention. He strode in on a white horse and left the stage on an old grey mule. His speech was widely anticipated and universally panned as one of the most empty convention speeches in U.S. history. Your job is to caption this photo. Be witty, dear readers.
Caption this Photo!
Winners are declared below the fold!
It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo caption contest. Caption this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!
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Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!
| 1st Place! L Rivera “Let’s see… 15 Trillions / 0.5 = 30 Trillions… I promise I’ll cut the deficit by half again! “ |
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| 2nd Place! Craig Tarter “Let me be clear… in spite of all the facts, I am not an idiot.” |
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| 3rd Place! Awlhattin O’Kaddle “I Did Not Give A Speedball To That Woman . . . Jennifer Granholm’” |
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Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
September 7th, 2012 at 11:43 am
Let’s see… 15 Trillions / 0.5 = 30 Trillions… I promise I’ll cut the deficit by half again!
September 7th, 2012 at 11:43 am
Yes, I invited an illegal alien to speak at my convention. And there’s not a %@#!*& thing you can do about it. You see, I’m the president.
So sit down and shut up or I’ll have the TSA take you away.
September 7th, 2012 at 11:45 am
“I inherited a pecker only this big”
September 7th, 2012 at 11:50 am
” I Did Not Give A Speedball To That Woman . . .
Jennifer Granholm “
September 7th, 2012 at 1:08 pm
“F” is for the way I love to “F” you America.
September 7th, 2012 at 2:10 pm
The Manchurian Candidate that fell down the Solyndra tree and is missing a few panels…
September 8th, 2012 at 2:59 am
“My plan to fix the economy is simple…, just set it and forget it!”
September 8th, 2012 at 3:50 am
‘ Mud Hut Genesis Revealed ! America’s Piltdown President Endorsed By Honey Boo Boo ‘
September 8th, 2012 at 8:41 am
Let me be clear… in spite of all the facts, I am not an idiot
September 9th, 2012 at 8:35 am
I need four more years to blame others for crap I have not done. I promise in my next term to blame Reagan, Nixon and Eisenhower.
September 10th, 2012 at 9:39 am
Missed it by THAT much!
September 10th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Larry Sinclair was THIS deep!
September 11th, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Happy to see my math degrees had some use after all! Thank you!
September 12th, 2012 at 11:48 am
Very clever Obama math. Don’t spend your prize all in one place, for this is the era that we must redistribute the wealth.
September 12th, 2012 at 8:07 pm
I only hope he doesn’t find my formula. He might venture to use it, next to the job creation one.