So here is Paul Ryan holding a veritable congressional roll of toilet paper, the stuff that only liberals are able to produce on the job. In the foreground, of course, is President Barack Obama, a master of TP who has never mastered a 1000 page document before in his life, but word is that he watched Roots so all is okay with our Prez on the literary front.
Caption this Photo!
Winners are below the fold!
It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo caption contest. Caption this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!
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Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!
| 1st Place! Awlhattin O’Kaddle “Now Paul ! You just give that budget to my caddy and I’ll have him read it to me during my next term. “ |
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| 2nd Place! Chris N. Va “Bud-jet? Bud-jet? Didn’t we just increase taxes on jets?” |
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| 3rd Place! Faye “Let me be clear Paul–I don’t write that sh**—-I just sign it’” |
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| Honorable Mention Place! Micky “Holy sht, this guys stoned off his ass. Wonder if I should tell him about the coke booger……nah.’” |
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Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
August 17th, 2012 at 5:12 am
Obama to Ryan: “I don’t care about your school records, I will not show you mine!”
August 17th, 2012 at 5:41 am
Obama to Ryan: “Let me be clear Paul–I don’t write that sh**—-I just sign it”.
August 17th, 2012 at 7:21 am
“Look, Paul, I know we told them we were going to cut spending and lower their taxes, but we didn’t actually mean it. This is Washington, son, try to keep up.”
August 17th, 2012 at 7:23 am
Thought balloon above Ryan’s head: “My God, it’s really true. He hasn’t got a clue.”
August 17th, 2012 at 9:11 am
It’s called a “Budget” Mr. President. I know you haven’t seen one yet…
August 17th, 2012 at 9:12 am
It’s called a “Budget” Mr. President. Don’t be afraid to touch it; you won’t spontaneously combust.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:14 am
A budget? Aaagh! And to think I almost touched it!! Ewww….
August 17th, 2012 at 9:16 am
Uh, Congressman, what is this “bud-jet” thing of which you speak?
August 17th, 2012 at 11:44 am
Bud-jet? Bud-jet? Didn’t we just increase taxes on jets?
August 17th, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Ryan telling himself:
” Holy sht, this guys stoned off his ass. Wonder if I should tell him about the coke booger…
…nah.
August 18th, 2012 at 11:23 am
Oh no, budgetary kryptonite is sapping my Campaigner-in-Chief powers. Don’t touch it! Must back away…
August 18th, 2012 at 12:20 pm
” Now Paul ! You just give that budget to my caddy and I’ll have him read it to me during my next term. “
August 20th, 2012 at 12:54 pm
You say we *DON’T* have to pass it to find out what’s in it? We can read it first? Is this Candid Camera?
August 20th, 2012 at 12:56 pm
Have your people call my people and…
…people, people who need people are the LUckiest PEEEpul in the world…
Um, where was I?
August 21st, 2012 at 2:24 pm
You know our economy has taken a dive when RP no longer gives cash prizes.
A couple years ago I took 1st and 2nd for a total of 500 bucks. My prizes are really not that important except to make the point that I believe the cash created a lot more traffic.
Congrats guys. This is the funniest bunch I’ve ever seen here.
Kaddles a gem