In Somalia, the al-Shabab terror group, linked to Al Qaeda, is offering a reward for the ′hideout′ of Barack Obama, with payment in chickens and camels. Fuad Muhammad Khalaf said this past Friday that, ″Whoever reveals the hideout of the idiot Obama will be rewarded with 10 camels, and whoever reveals the hideout of the old woman Hillary Clinton will be rewarded 10 chickens and 10 roosters.″ So will this idea get any takers who will provide information about Obama and Clinton? More over, can we say that Al Qaeda has gender-bias issues since they are only offering chickens and roosters for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and whole camels for Obama?
You have to admit, they did get one thing correct in calling Obama an ″idiot.″ But as far as paying for information on ′hideouts′, it just does not make any sense. It is not like Obama nor Hillary are hiding. One can hardly watch television everyday without seeing Obama someplace in public giving another of his stupid speeches. As for Hillary, just keep an eye on the bar scene around Georgetown and Arlington and one may find her quickly, knocking back a few beers with a shot or three of whiskey.
If terrorism were an Olympic event, then I would judge the al-Shabab, Al Qaeda price for Obama and Clinton in chickens and camels about a 4. Frankly, had they offered some camels for the hideout of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, then I might give them a 6. I would be tempted to reward al Shabab a solid 9 just in the name-calling event for their making reference to the ″Idiot Obama.″ So Fuad Muhammad Khalaf needs to work on his messaging. Too late for the 2012 Olympics, but there is always 2016. Tro-Lo-Lo!