The Liberal Media is all in a snit this week when Rush Limbaugh coined the name Barack Kardashian Obama since our Fundraiser-in-Chief likes to hang out with celebrities. Or perhaps it has more to do with Obama being famous and yet having no appreciable talents? But the REAL question the Liberal Media should be asking is what is the difference between Barack Hussein Obama and a dead cat? The answer is that a dead cat can fly! Yes, just watch the video of the flying dead cat below. Meanwhile, people are still wondering just what did Obama meant when he told a group of Hollywood homosexuals that his wife, Michelle, does not ″go down all the way.″ The crowd thought it was a sexual joke while Obama looked puzzle since Mr. Teleprompter did not have any laugh cues after the remark.
Obama would like us to believe that he can fly. That he is some sort of super hero. So says Maureen Dowd last Sunday in her column. Dowd is among the growing chorus of Liberal Democrats who lately have been showing remorse over electing the naive, inexperienced Obama to the highest office of the land. But about the only flying Obama has ever done is after a session of ′Total Absorption′ in the Choom-Wagon.
Needless to say, I am not suggesting that Obama should be rigged like Orville, the flying dead cat, with electric motors and propellers on his hands and feet. But I do suggest that if Obama wants to run around the country, challenging House Republicans to do some work in Congress, that maybe it might have more moral conviction if Obama himself spent some serious time in Washington actually doing work, too.
But work is something Barack Kardashian Obama is unfamiliar with as Rush Limbaugh knows all too well. Obama has never held a real job in his life, so the concept of honest labor is beyond him. I suspect that the principles of flight are also elusive to Obama, thus unable to appreciate the flying dead cat video, too. Mitt Romney said this week that the Obama administration is built on ″doubt and deception.″ It is also built on acting like a no-talent celebrity who is far removed from reality. So three cheers to the Orvillecopter, Orville, the flying dead cat, who even in death serves a more useful purpose in society than Barack Hussein Obama.










June 8th, 2012 at 6:10 am
I’m still trying to get over Limbaugh calling an innocent woman a slut and a whore on national radio. I know of a lot of right wing figures who are sluts and whores (just turn on Fox News), but no one has ever actually said that in front of millions of people. Apparently Limbaugh has some sort of license that no one else does.
Anything about a “flying dead cat” is just, well, it belongs in the Middle Ages. You know, when they threw black cats off of tall buildings to appease the devil, or something like that. I think they swung them by the tails. This is what the Right wants, to take us back to the Middle Ages. I think we should wing ol’ Rush by his tail, but he don’t have one.
It had some sort of cyst in it that got him out of fighting in Vietnam, where a number of my high school friends died.
Rush Limbaugh is just a complete turd, and the sooner the country and the world is rid of him, but better off we will be.
June 8th, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Obama can fly. He is high as a kite like all junkies.
June 8th, 2012 at 2:27 pm
I have enjoyed listening to Mr. Limbaugh develop the Barack Hussein Kardashian analogy. Yesterday he said he may have to apologize to the Kardashians. After all with their clothing line or perfume line or whatever they have managed to create wealth which is something The One hasn’t done.
June 8th, 2012 at 3:40 pm
“I’m still trying to get over Limbaugh calling an innocent woman a slut and a whore on national radio. ”
Let me explain something to you.
We are all Wh0res to a certain extent one way or the other.
I’ve sold my physical services to thousands of people for thousands of dollars without any of those services being of any sexual nature.
Sometimes you eat your pride and do what you have to do in the moral balancing act called “life”, just in order to survive.
The wh0ring I did was of a nature beneficial to those who needed to eat, place to live, kick a habit, etc.
The Wh0ring Rush is speaking of is a brand that does nothing but give creepy little voyeurs with no life of their own something to do besides live their own life next to a Jerkins bottle.
The woman, Kim Kardashian markets herself no differently than does Barack Obama.
In life, you have to sell yourself….
….to what extent determines the difference between being a wh0re and a purveyor of the worlds oldest profession,which I have no problem with if its done professionally.
Depending on your level of self esteem is whats at the center of the whole thing.
Rush and Kim are in the same business.
However, whether you agree with him or not,Rush does give pause to think on behalf of our country and offers a little more substance involving a little deeper thought.
If Rush died it would be a loss to the right.
If Kim Kardashian died it would be a loss to no one on the left or right, but only those close to her. And the guy with the Jerkins bottle.
Get it ?
Get it right and start thinking a little more before you open your yap and apologize when you’re obviously wrong and the world becomes such a much nicer place
June 8th, 2012 at 3:42 pm
okay, try to figure out the moderation again
“I’m still trying to get over Limbaugh calling an innocent woman a slut and a wh0re on national radio. ”
Let me explain something to you.
We are all Wh0res to a certain extent one way or the other.
I’ve sold my physical services to thousands of people for thousands of dollars without any of those services being of any sexual nature.
Sometimes you eat your pride and do what you have to do in the moral balancing act called “life”, just in order to survive.
The wh0ring I did was of a nature beneficial to those who needed to eat, place to live, kick a habit, etc.
The Wh0ring Rush is speaking of is a brand that does nothing but give creepy little voyeurs with no life of their own something to do besides live their own life next to a Jerkins bottle.
The woman, Kim Kardashian markets herself no differently than does Barack Obama.
In life, you have to sell yourself….
….to what extent determines the difference between being a wh0re and a purveyor of the worlds oldest profession,which I have no problem with if its done professionally.
Depending on your level of self esteem is whats at the center of the whole thing.
Rush and Kim are in the same business.
However, whether you agree with him or not,Rush does give pause to think on behalf of our country and offers a little more substance involving a little deeper thought.
If Rush died it would be a loss to the right.
If Kim Kardashian died it would be a loss to no one on the left or right, but only those close to her. And the guy with the Jerkins bottle.
Get it ?
Get it right and start thinking a little more before you open your yap and apologize when you’re obviously wrong and the world becomes such a much nicer place
June 9th, 2012 at 7:11 pm
“I know of a lot of right wing figures who are sluts and whores (just turn on Fox News), but no one has ever actually said that in front of millions of people.”
Don’t watch MSNBC much, huh Kloless???