The Liberal Media is all in a snit this week when Rush Limbaugh coined the name Barack Kardashian Obama since our Fundraiser-in-Chief likes to hang out with celebrities. Or perhaps it has more to do with Obama being famous and yet having no appreciable talents? But the REAL question the Liberal Media should be asking is what is the difference between Barack Hussein Obama and a dead cat? The answer is that a dead cat can fly! Yes, just watch the video of the flying dead cat below. Meanwhile, people are still wondering just what did Obama meant when he told a group of Hollywood homosexuals that his wife, Michelle, does not ″go down all the way.″ The crowd thought it was a sexual joke while Obama looked puzzle since Mr. Teleprompter did not have any laugh cues after the remark.
Obama would like us to believe that he can fly. That he is some sort of super hero. So says Maureen Dowd last Sunday in her column. Dowd is among the growing chorus of Liberal Democrats who lately have been showing remorse over electing the naive, inexperienced Obama to the highest office of the land. But about the only flying Obama has ever done is after a session of ′Total Absorption′ in the Choom-Wagon.
Needless to say, I am not suggesting that Obama should be rigged like Orville, the flying dead cat, with electric motors and propellers on his hands and feet. But I do suggest that if Obama wants to run around the country, challenging House Republicans to do some work in Congress, that maybe it might have more moral conviction if Obama himself spent some serious time in Washington actually doing work, too.
But work is something Barack Kardashian Obama is unfamiliar with as Rush Limbaugh knows all too well. Obama has never held a real job in his life, so the concept of honest labor is beyond him. I suspect that the principles of flight are also elusive to Obama, thus unable to appreciate the flying dead cat video, too. Mitt Romney said this week that the Obama administration is built on ″doubt and deception.″ It is also built on acting like a no-talent celebrity who is far removed from reality. So three cheers to the Orvillecopter, Orville, the flying dead cat, who even in death serves a more useful purpose in society than Barack Hussein Obama.