Winners below the fold!
With the European financial contagion spreading and our own economy swooning again, the president was found at another fundraiser on Thursday making oral sex jokes about his wife. Michelle Obama does not go down all the way, according to the president who alluded to the sexual practice of deep throating (or lack of it) in his White House bedroom. Presumably she swallows but he didn’t cover that area specifically so the audience was left wondering.
President Obama, in Los Angeles for a fundraiser, offered this observation on his wife’s exercise routine, via the pool report:
“Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well,” he said, after saying that she’s taken some criticism on her technique “because she doesn’t go all the way down.”
It was a line that he let hang, naughtily, provoking laughter from the crowd. [according to the White House pool reporter]
The bombshell was covered by Politico in a story you can read here with incredulity because nobody can make this stuff up. We seem to have a president who lacks a level of seriousness generally expected of the highest office in the land. More substantive adults may not look up to him anymore, but we would like our kids to respect the U.S. president regardless of his shortcoming.
On the bright side, we can thank our dirty-talking president for this week’s caption contest coming one day early because I just could not wait!
Friday Thursday which means it is time again for the weekly photo caption contest. Caption this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday.
Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!
“Down N’Awlin’s Way, they named a Sandwich After Michelle . . . .
“That’s my uvula you idiot, I’m not Linda Lovelace.”
“Barack Honey-After that comment,I sure hope ObummerCare covers penile implants because you are going to need one”
Stay tuned for our next caption contest on Friday. Congratulations to all the winners this week, and thanks to everyone who entered. Better luck next time!
1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.