Winners below the fold!
With the European financial contagion spreading and our own economy swooning again, the president was found at another fundraiser on Thursday making oral sex jokes about his wife. Michelle Obama does not go down all the way, according to the president who alluded to the sexual practice of deep throating (or lack of it) in his White House bedroom. Presumably she swallows but he didn’t cover that area specifically so the audience was left wondering.
Caption this Photo!
President Obama, in Los Angeles for a fundraiser, offered this observation on his wife’s exercise routine, via the pool report:
“Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well,” he said, after saying that she’s taken some criticism on her technique “because she doesn’t go all the way down.”
It was a line that he let hang, naughtily, provoking laughter from the crowd. [according to the White House pool reporter]
The bombshell was covered by Politico in a story you can read here with incredulity because nobody can make this stuff up. We seem to have a president who lacks a level of seriousness generally expected of the highest office in the land. More substantive adults may not look up to him anymore, but we would like our kids to respect the U.S. president regardless of his shortcoming.
On the bright side, we can thank our dirty-talking president for this week’s caption contest coming one day early because I just could not wait!
It’s Friday Thursday which means it is time again for the weekly photo caption contest. Caption this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday.
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Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!
| 1st Place! Awlhattin O’Kaddle “Down N’Awlin’s Way, they named a Sandwich After Michelle . . . . MUFFALOTTA ” |
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| 2nd Place! flyingmonkey “That’s my uvula you idiot, I’m not Linda Lovelace.” |
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| 3rd Place! Faye “Barack Honey-After that comment,I sure hope ObummerCare covers penile implants because you are going to need one” |
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Stay tuned for our next caption contest on Friday. Congratulations to all the winners this week, and thanks to everyone who entered. Better luck next time!
Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
June 7th, 2012 at 2:05 pm
“making oral sex jokes about his wife. Michelle Obama does not go down all the way, according to the president who alluded to the sexual practice of deep throating (or lack of it) in his White House bedroom. Presumably she swallows but he didn’t cover that area specifically so the audience was left wondering.”
NO PHUCKING WAY !!!
June 7th, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Obama;
Honey, I’m sorry, you know I love you, but I have to find me some new pu$$y
Mitch;
“Thats sweet, but if you had 3 more inches of dick you’d find some
June 7th, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Umm, she doesn’t.
June 8th, 2012 at 4:58 am
‘Bam, honey, I didn’t know that’s what you meant when you asked if I was “down wid dat?”
June 8th, 2012 at 5:00 am
One more wise crack like that and I’ll make sure you don’t have anything left to go down on, got it!?
June 8th, 2012 at 5:39 am
Michelle to Obama:
“Have you been drinking a Big Gulp again?”
June 8th, 2012 at 8:16 am
“Barack Honey-After that comment,I sure hope ObummerCare covers penile implants because you are going to need one”
June 9th, 2012 at 8:39 am
Caption:
That’s my uvula you idiot, I’m not Linda Lovelace.
June 9th, 2012 at 10:11 am
Down N’Awlin’s Way, they named a Sandwich After Michelle . . . .
MUFFALOTTA
June 9th, 2012 at 10:18 am
Caption:
To be honest baby, that was payback for the other night when you were giving me head and asked if it was in yet!!
June 9th, 2012 at 10:24 am
“Down N’Awlin’s Way, they named a Sandwich After Michelle . . . .
MUFFALOTTA”
Is that made with chewbacca bread???
June 9th, 2012 at 12:00 pm
I dont know if shes just nannying us some more but shes starting a movement to omit mayonnaise from all sandwich’s.
I’ve always imagined that they slept apart because he stutters when he snores.
Deviant probably gets off on sleeping in Lincolns bed
June 9th, 2012 at 1:35 pm
“I dont know if shes just nannying us some more but shes starting a movement to omit mayonnaise from all sandwich’s.”
Her fear of mayonnaise might explain why she doesn’t go down all the way!!
June 9th, 2012 at 2:02 pm
I don’t know if it’s chewbacca
Butt it Snot ‘ French ‘.
June 9th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Caption :
‘I didn’t know you wuz a Dylan fan !’
‘Yo favorite song be “Blowin’ In Da Win” ?’
June 9th, 2012 at 2:47 pm
@ Monkey
Thanks, you probably saved me from getting smacked in the near future.
I always though that thing was a vulva
June 9th, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Like ‘ Aqua Vulva ‘, the shaving lotion ?
June 9th, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Caption :
Dumbo ! Don’ make me dig this manicure inta those ears again.
June 9th, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Kattle:
“Like ‘ Aqua Vulva ‘, the shaving lotion ?”
Oh sht …its after shave
I could tell you some stories about munchin muffin right after you shave.
Anything else would be TMI.
June 9th, 2012 at 6:51 pm
Well, I wasn’t going to contribute to this one at all, given how easily vulgarity comes to me.
But, Wut Ta Hell. Most of the women aren’t even going to click on this one, anyhow.
I recently decided to give the electric razor another try out. Even bought a bottle of William’s Lectric Shave. ( hard to believe, but it works ) Anyhow, I can’t find the Old Fashioned After Shave, I have used for years. Lilac Vegital. So, I ended up with some metrosexual type goop called Shaving ‘Lotion’. It sucks.
One whiff of Lilac Vegital is like an instant trip back to 1956, Saturday mornings at the barber shop. They would shave the back of my six year old neck and slap on some after shave. Made me feel and smell like a MAN. Bah God !
June 9th, 2012 at 8:51 pm
yeah,the days when toilet paper felt like that sht the barber wrapped around your neck.
I havent a haircut in 30 year. But I still remember the lady barbers/stylist would rub their b00bs on your shoulder, for tips I guess.
Good thing I was covered with a smock
June 9th, 2012 at 8:52 pm
fckin moderation
June 10th, 2012 at 4:35 am
I’m going down all the way on your Mama!
June 10th, 2012 at 4:37 am
Hey AWL, I know a guy who still has a couple cases of Hi-Karate stashed away…
June 10th, 2012 at 5:00 am
With Brylcream and a pearl descending in a bottle of Prell meant it could be dishsoap
now would someone please explain to me, if they can, why my docile little post is being held hostage ?