Well now. Yesterday we talked about Obama’s personal barber flying to Washington every two weeks to give our president a $15 haircut. Today our enlightened man of the people revealed a designer clothing line for which purchases double as campaign contributions.
We really aren’t making this up. Obama’s fashion line includes athletic gear, women’s clothing, jewelry, high-priced purses, nail polish, cologne, and so much more. All custom designed by a who-is-who list in liberal fashion designers, and all available to you for a high price that you can feel good about because Obama’s re-election campaign gets a cut of the action. In fact, they get the entire cut of the action. All profits from the pretentious Park Place fluff go to Obama.
You can forget the recession blues and make your Obama shopping spree here. Note the American flags that the babes can wear across their breasts, the $85 grocery bags, Obama bracelets, cosmetics, and the $95 provocative zip down designer sweatshirt where a liberal woman can rip her clothing off in a hurry.
That isn’t just any American flag on her boobs by the way. Between the stars and stripes it says “‘People who believe that change is possible are the ones who make it happen.” And for the debonair men, don’t forget to order your Obama lapel pin and matching gold cufflinks, with a pair of golf balls for your rich lifestyle. Yes, that really is a designer sweater for your pet dog, but my personal favorite is the Obama bib for junior’s indoctrination in Hope and Change.
And yes, this laughably ugly black sack (below) designed by a world class fashion icon is $75. But if you have saved enough from your unemployment check to buy it, you might consider the $90 Obama-Biden bangle bracelet set instead. Just an idea to celebrate the summer’s economic news.
The public is asking questions which is why the Obama fashion line is in the news today. Why would a president who is supposed to be watching out for the little guy be channeling Kim Kardashian for his enrichment? In a Great Recession where your neighbors are losing their jobs, does Obama seem tone deaf to the public good? That is for you to answer because us pundits can only wonder why.
Reader thoughts welcome.