Well now. Yesterday we talked about Obama’s personal barber flying to Washington every two weeks to give our president a $15 haircut. Today our enlightened man of the people revealed a designer clothing line for which purchases double as campaign contributions.
We really aren’t making this up. Obama’s fashion line includes athletic gear, women’s clothing, jewelry, high-priced purses, nail polish, cologne, and so much more. All custom designed by a who-is-who list in liberal fashion designers, and all available to you for a high price that you can feel good about because Obama’s re-election campaign gets a cut of the action. In fact, they get the entire cut of the action. All profits from the pretentious Park Place fluff go to Obama.
You can forget the recession blues and make your Obama shopping spree here. Note the American flags that the babes can wear across their breasts, the $85 grocery bags, Obama bracelets, cosmetics, and the $95 provocative zip down designer sweatshirt where a liberal woman can rip her clothing off in a hurry.
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That isn’t just any American flag on her boobs by the way. Between the stars and stripes it says “‘People who believe that change is possible are the ones who make it happen.” And for the debonair men, don’t forget to order your Obama lapel pin and matching gold cufflinks, with a pair of golf balls for your rich lifestyle. Yes, that really is a designer sweater for your pet dog, but my personal favorite is the Obama bib for junior’s indoctrination in Hope and Change.
And yes, this laughably ugly black sack (below) designed by a world class fashion icon is $75. But if you have saved enough from your unemployment check to buy it, you might consider the $90 Obama-Biden bangle bracelet set instead. Just an idea to celebrate the summer’s economic news.
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The public is asking questions which is why the Obama fashion line is in the news today. Why would a president who is supposed to be watching out for the little guy be channeling Kim Kardashian for his enrichment? In a Great Recession where your neighbors are losing their jobs, does Obama seem tone deaf to the public good? That is for you to answer because us pundits can only wonder why.
Reader thoughts welcome.
June 1st, 2012 at 4:06 am
It would be well worth $85 to put that Vera Wang bag over Michelle’s head so we cannot see her face.
June 1st, 2012 at 8:40 am
It would be well worth $85 to put that Vera Wang bag over Michelle’s head so we cannot see her face.
C’mon hater, not everyone can be a sexy specimen of attractiveness like you, Andrew. I’ve seen your picture. You’re “Washington’s Top Secret Weapon”: Multichinned pasty mustachioed grampa with glasses. Ladies, contain your orgasms.
June 1st, 2012 at 8:45 am
I saw a teeshirt last week
Michelle Obama wears $500 sneakers
That’s what I need to feed my family
June 1st, 2012 at 11:57 am
“It would be well worth $85 to put that Vera Wang bag over Michelle’s head so we cannot see her face.
C’mon hater, not everyone can be a sexy specimen of attractiveness like you, Andrew. I’ve seen your picture. You’re “Washington’s Top Secret Weapon”: Multichinned pasty mustachioed grampa with glasses. Ladies, contain your orgasms.”
Dont slip on the puddles, right ?
Sounds like Ron Jeremy. Not much to look at but comes in handy if you need a jump rope.
I know this much. Theres no way Mitch could get on Barrys thong using both legs.
Mitch aint ugly, I just dont see the big deal.
As far as black women go, Halle Berry is a goddess.
As far as First Ladys go, Jackie O takes that trophy
June 1st, 2012 at 12:12 pm
I saw a teeshirt last week
Michelle Obama wears $500 sneakers
That’s what I need to feed my family
1. Republican: “I get my news from t-shirts”.
2. Even if it was true, in America, a successful attorney can buy and wear whatever the F she wants with her own money.
3. Your family eats sneakers?
4. Isn’t your candidate Mr. “No Apologies” for “being successful”? You can’t criticize (made up) $500 shoes at at the same time as promoting some corporate raider assh0le who profiteered off of wringing companies of employees and pensions. That’s really not what you need to feed your family, unless your last name is Romney and you’re one of his wives.
5. Not that I’m a wifer, but there are a lot of questions that haven’t been answered. Show us the long-form marriage certificate(s)!
June 1st, 2012 at 1:33 pm
“. Your family eats sneakers?”
No, but the stores wont let me in barefoot.
Republican: “I get my news from t-shirts”.”
Democrat: “I apply for jobs wearing a T- shirt.
“Even if it was true, in America, a successful attorney can buy and wear whatever the F she wants with her own money”
“Its true that even in America a successful attorney can buy and/or wear whatever the fck he wants with anyones money and expect us to believe its for his wife”
” Your family eats sneakers?”
“Only when were out of T shirts.”
“Isn’t your candidate Mr. “No Apologies” for “being successful”? You can’t criticize (made up) $500 shoes at at the same time as promoting some corporate raider assh0le who profiteered off of wringing companies of employees and pensions. That’s really not what you need to feed your family, unless your last name is Romney and you’re one of his wives.”
Yeah, with his own money while opening a business that hired twice what he fired with revenues from his last liquidation.
Nothing is too big to fail. Unless its an administration growing by the second run by a nauseating looser whos democratic predecessor said sucks, like his interns instead of wives.
“Not that I’m a wifer, but there are a lot of questions that haven’t been answered. Show us the long-form marriage certificate(s)!”
That depends.
Was it a heterosexual marriage ?
Was it a gay marriage ?
Bestiality ? (Litters requiring multiple nipples)
What country did licence,ceremony and consummation take place ?
Bestiality
June 1st, 2012 at 1:51 pm
For $20 in a brown envelope–
“ME” can wear a SEIU teeshirt
and “protest” ALL DAY LONG.
June 1st, 2012 at 5:34 pm
Why thank you Leopard !
Thank you very much !
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June 2nd, 2012 at 9:29 am
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It’s the little changes that make the most important changes. Many thanks for sharing!
June 3rd, 2012 at 5:56 am
I understand that famous American designers designed the Obama crap, but it’s all made in China right? I’m not spending $95 for a ladies zip-down top unless I get a lady in it to play with for a little while.
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