Winners below the fold!
Yes that really is a picture of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg holding court with US President Barack Obama. You all know the Facebook stock offering has not gone as well as expected, although Zuckerberg has made millions as others lose money. And for that he has something remarkably in common with the president himself versus the people who elected him.
Caption this Photo!
It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo caption contest. Caption this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday.
Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!
| 1st Place! Bill “Don’t look at me like that. I just got married.” |
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| 2nd Place! flyingmonkey “Suckle right here Mark and you’ll never have that crazy urge to delve into free enterprise again!!” |
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| 3rd Place! Chris in N.Va “So, how to you like this “off the shoulder” look? Is it ME? Is it ME?” |
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| Honorable Mention! Faye “Mark–My limosine is bigger than yours–Wanna Party?” |
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Stay tuned for our next caption contest on Friday. Congratulations to all the winners this week, and thanks to everyone who entered. Better luck next time!
Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
May 25th, 2012 at 3:05 am
Here’s my caption;
Obama: “So tell me Mark, am I going to lose my shirt investing in your stock IPO?”
Or how about;
Obama: “Hey Mark, wanna see me my new tat?”
May 25th, 2012 at 3:18 am
“Mark–My limosine is bigger than yours–Wanna Party?”
May 25th, 2012 at 4:23 am
Caption:
Hey Mark, Why do all my Facebook pics look like cow-pie distortions?
May 25th, 2012 at 6:54 am
Caption:
Suckle right here Mark and you’ll never have that crazy urge to delve into free enterprise again!!
May 25th, 2012 at 7:05 am
That’s a very unflattering picture of Mark Zuckerberg. He looks like the slow buzzard from the old Bugs Bunny cartoons.
May 25th, 2012 at 10:22 am
Here mark, I’ll spot you a nickle but it’ll cost you 40%.
May 25th, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Cue Henry Mancini’s “The Stripper.”
Ba-dah-boom, ba-dah-boom…
May 25th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Hey Sailor!
May 25th, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Hey big spender, spend a little time with me!
May 25th, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Did I say never on a Sunday?
Heck, actually that’s ok with me, too…
May 25th, 2012 at 4:48 pm
So, how to you like this “off the shoulder” look? Is it ME? Is it ME?
May 26th, 2012 at 6:25 am
Like everyone else Marky baby, you’ll be sucking on the teet of government. The one on the right is definately for Wall Street
May 26th, 2012 at 6:27 am
my left is your right
May 26th, 2012 at 7:21 am
Wanna see my nipple ring big boy?
May 27th, 2012 at 12:53 am
After November can I come and live at your place?
May 27th, 2012 at 1:03 am
No Barry. I will not be your VP. I already have a good paying job and it will last longer than 7 months.
May 27th, 2012 at 1:05 am
Don’t look at me like that. I just got married.
May 27th, 2012 at 3:38 am
“Not only was I born in Kenya, but I have 3 nipples, too!”
May 27th, 2012 at 4:16 am
Oooh, you make me feel so hard. I’ll shave them for you.
You have no idea what its like pumping “Cousin It” through all that hair.
Its worst than a rug burn
May 27th, 2012 at 8:35 am
Listen Zuckerberg, if I lose my shirt on your IPO I swear I am going to unfriend you!