Yesterday, a website that prepares people to be better spokesmen for political candidates formulated a list of 10 questions that every aspiring politician should be prepared to answer, since there are media individuals who will ask them in virtually every campaign. So, as a public service to political candidates, I’ll be providing these questions to you. Don’t worry, following the last question, we’ll provide the answers so that nobody has to study.
The purpose of each of the questions is the same; how well does the politician relate to average voters.
Here are the questions:
1. What’s the minimum wage? Caution: this can be a trick question as some states have a higher minimum wage than the federal standard.
2. What’s the price of milk?
3. What’s the price of bread?
4. How much is a gallon of gas?
The following question, obviously, differs by location:
5. When was the last year the (local sports team) won the Championship?
The candidate must be able to answer the following questions, which can sometimes get tricky:
6. Why do you want to be a (whatever office you’re running for)?
7. What mistakes have you made, and what have you learned from them? When I used to hire people, I asked this at every interview. I didn’t really care what their mistakes were, I wanted to see if they would take personal responsibility for them instead of blaming others.
8. Who is your favorite Supreme Court Justice and why? Alternative form: What is your favorite/least favorite Supreme Court decision and why?
9. Who is your personal hero? The correct answer to this question is Roberto Clemente.
10. What newspapers do you read?
OK, here are the answers to questions 1-4.
1. $7.25 per hour.
2. $3.50 per gallon of milk.
3. $1.40 a loaf is the answer that the website says is right. I do most of the food shopping for us, and I would have guessed closer to $3 per loaf.
4. $3.87 per gallon of gas.









May 16th, 2012 at 7:43 pm
LMAO
#1 writes for Barry
May 16th, 2012 at 7:45 pm
yeah, micky. I always get a laugh out of the bots comments.
May 16th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
In Hi.
Milk-4.59
Plain Wonder bread – 5.00
Dozen tortillas 3.75
Gal reg gas 4.98
Everyone wears boxers.
Our local media is the joke of the planet
The reporters who ask the tough questions.
A boulder from a slope full of similar boulders crashes through a mans house overnight, killing his wife, two kids and a dog.
The state owns the slope, this has happened before, the state still hasnt fixed it.
Reporter to grieving husband 1 hour after incident.
“Are you planning on rebuilding and building your own retaining wall”?
The latest…
“Obama evolves on gay marriage”
Now you know why I’m such a cranky A hole all the time.
May 16th, 2012 at 8:23 pm
I went food shopping today; the high price of a loaf of bread was $8. They had wonder bread on sale for $2.50. Where is bread $1.40?
May 16th, 2012 at 9:36 pm
In Kenya.
May 17th, 2012 at 5:08 am
Some of the local non-chain stores here sell HILLBILLY brand bread for a $1 a loaf.
May 17th, 2012 at 5:09 am
They also sell Mucho Gusto Bacon, 3 12-oz packs for $5.
May 17th, 2012 at 5:36 am
“the high price of a loaf of bread was $8. ”
Probably a decent Parisian orItalian with some roasted garlic or sundried Tomatoes.
Yeah, theres always the two day old store where that sht we call bread is 2.50.
I know, its an iconic American staple, good for pbj,bologna n Krap cheese.
I still hate the sht.
Patch my stucco with it.
One of the two foodbanks/churchs I bring day old bread,almost dated food or slightly damaged produce to every week (you would not believe how much perfectly good food gets thrown out) had a guy tellin the clients they could thank Obama for them being there.
“Mucho Gusto” ?
What ?
Is that the rind or a fat and rind ?
Long story short, I ripped a new one
May 17th, 2012 at 5:39 am
Oh, the Obama fan at the church doesnt like me anymore
May 17th, 2012 at 5:43 am
Mucho Gusto is that NAFTA bacon.
May 17th, 2012 at 6:57 am
I hazard to guess that the only thing Obama knows the price of is cocaine.
May 17th, 2012 at 8:07 am
Micky, yeah, the $8 loaf was filled with all kinds of garbage. Once the price of bread went up, I started baking my own. I’m not sure it’s any cheaper, but it sure tastes great.
May 17th, 2012 at 10:36 am
Yea, subsidized corn is gonna keep all our grain prices pretty high until/unless they knock it off.
But homemade is always best. You’re in control, comfortable and dont have to pay all the overhead.
I’ve been a chef/manager plus every other position and as much as I love the business I hardly ever eat out.
Of course I can gget it better at home but my feeling still remains the same.
Restaraunts are for guys trying to get laid.
If you’ve got 4 kids and you’re making ends meet even McDonalds is outrageous. Pizza used to be great. Now its totally over priced unless you can still find an ole mom n pop pizzaria that makes those good ole huge pies.
Not in Hawaii.
If theres cornethol involved, anything that requires any kind of grain be it cattle feed or whatever is going to be a huge strain on economic recovery.
People have to eat first. Period
May 20th, 2012 at 5:36 am
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Glad you made it. Was getting kinda slow around here