Mega-bank JPMorgan Chase apparently made ′egregious mistakes′ according to CEO Jamie Dimon who spoke yesterday in a conference call explaining a $2 Billion dollar loss. A hedge fund trade in ′synthetic derivatives′ some six weeks ago is the reason for the loss, which Dimon admits ″could easily get worse.″ Derivatives, as we all know, are essentially side-bets on the market. A synthetic derivative is a side bet on something you technically do not own or possess. News from Europe are pointing the finger of blame on a single trader in the UK, known as ′the London whale′, who may have been trying to manipulate a $10 Trillion dollar market with his/her trades. As news of this broke out late Thursday after the markets on Wall Street closed, overseas markets responded quickly, with JPMorgan-Chase stock prices falling 6%. Some are calling this a clear example of why the Volcker Rule is needed.
That Dimon was quick to own-up to the JPM problem is telling of the new attitude and fear on Wall Street. He said during the conference call that JPMorgan will unwind the synthetic credit products and essentially eat the losses, even it it hurts JPM′s next quarterly report or two. The situation returns the focus back on the concept of ′too-big-to-fail.′ A variety of scenarios can easily be calculated which question the soundness of our banking system, now more than three years after the Crash of 2008. Many economists and economic pundits, such as myself, have been voicing concerns that there has been no real progress in resolving much of the toxic assets which still remain on the books of the ′mega-banks′ like JPMorgan.
If the news from late Thursday were not bad enough, other news from Europe sours the pool. The newly elected Socialist president of France, Francois Hollande is now threatening U.S. companies like General Motors to not lay-off French workers. He is also now suggesting that the economic woes of France may be far worse than previously thought. We have seen this movie before when there was a change in government in Greece. Speaking of Greece, the new Parliament has yet to form a new government, and all indications are now that there will be another round of elections soon. But already it is becoming more apparent that any deals for fiscal responsibility through austerity may be dead on arrival.
So the markets are all down today as the impact of CEO Jamie Dimon and JPMorgan-Chase losing $2 Billion dollars in the last 6 weeks sinks in with investors. Thanks to a synthetic derivative hedge fund trade gone bad, the mega-bank has made ′egregious mistakes′ and could being facing two or more fiscal quarters of negative numbers. The Volcker Rule probably would not have prevented the problem. But do not worry. Goldman Sachs says that JPM is a ′BUY′! Yeah, right! Like I believe them, too…, NOT!










May 11th, 2012 at 5:16 am
Sounds like a perfect candidate for lots and lots of taxpayer money. Where is that giant checkbook of ours?
May 11th, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Sht, and to think, I got my ass chewed out by my wife royally this morning for going 99 cents over our debit card this morning.
I want justice dammit !
May 11th, 2012 at 2:33 pm
Micky,
Just be glad you didn’t buy any JPM stock and lose 9% of your money today. Think of what your wife would say to that!
May 11th, 2012 at 5:20 pm
Yeah well, for logistical reasons we both pay into the same portfolio. I dont look at it everyday like she does.
If I see JP on any piece of pie I’m not gonna say anything to her.
She works hard 40 hrs a week standing up while I’m a stay at home mom who makes his own schedule, makes a few hundred a week under the table and do my best to make sure she never has to lift a finger.
She just lost her Dad 3 weeks ago and her grandpa 1 week ago.
The whole idea is to keep everyones blood pressure down otherwise I’d tell her to dump it or move it.
Many ordinary things on this rock has gone up 100%
5 LB. box of frozen thighs used to be 3.99
For the last tree months its stayed at 7.99.
Gas is a little over four, Tony The Tiger wants 7 bucks a box.
But, no ones gettin any raises, thats for sure.
I dont care what any of these dickheads on TV or Capitol Hill have to say.
Its getting purty fckin bad.
The two foodbanks I work at are beginning to have clientel with plenty of jewelry and SUVs.
We get cleaned out every Wed/Sat.
The middle class is getting pi$$ed. You can see it on there faces when shopping. Everyones looking at net weight per dollar.
Its creeped in well camofloughed , its here and now its designed to do nothing but fail.
I do all the domestic chores here,most guys wont notice cuz their shopping is usually recreational. Mine is necessity and have no choice but to gather everyone and see what we agree on doing without.
This jerk has really fcked things up good and I will get as close as I can next time hes here and tell him exactly that
May 11th, 2012 at 9:31 pm
JP Morgan execs are leading donors to Obama. No doubt that financial incompetents attract one another.
May 12th, 2012 at 3:20 am
Jamie Dimon is also one of Obama’s regular golf buddies, too!
May 12th, 2012 at 3:21 am
But Micky…,
Our buddy, ‘Me’, says that a little inflation is a good thing! You should be happy paying more with devalued currency. Joe Biden says its the patriotic way to go!
May 12th, 2012 at 3:24 am
I think I figured out who ‘Me’ is. Its Obama!
Just think about. Obama is self-centered and nothing says that more than a name like ‘Me’. Just listen to Obama’s latest speech about how gay marriage would benefit all those soldiers, sailors and airmen who protect HIM!
May 14th, 2012 at 9:48 am
@ Andy
Who’s Joe Biden ?
Dude, I havent had to give sht back to the cashier cuz I didnt have enough on me since I sobered up over a decade ago.
Its embarrassing as hell. These people have seen me everyday for over ten years. They know I buy what I want, when I want.
They’re getting cashiers pay, they get it, and tell me “dont worry about it, “its happening more and more often”
Everytime I lose the motivation to blog in a serious manner this sumb!tch gets me going again. Half the time my blogging is just jerking off.
I’m going to start reaming some moonbat ass-holes in the most astute manner I can in hopes that it simply changes a mind or two.
If not, I’ll still make them feel as dumb, useless and remorseful as possible.
Not that the proud motherfckers would ever admit it.
Guy at the foodbank, works for the church, one of the congregation. Has his own retirement and medical and is running around telling everyone how the right wants to take away his SS and benefits and medicare/medicaid and the reason they’re picking up donated food is Bushs fault.
Ass-hole just bought a new Camry ?
I dont use my full vocabulary in church.
C0cksucker learned a few new words on Saturday.
May 14th, 2012 at 10:06 am
I hear ya, Micky.
There are times when I ask myself WTF? Why bother? But you never know.
For me, writing a blog is partly therapeutic and partly my inner ‘eternal-optimism.’ I hate losing, surrendering, etc. Even if I sway just one person, then I have succeeded. Hayek admired the tenacity of Socialists for good reason. We have to do the same in terms of changing people’s mind, even if its just one at a time. Even if it takes 100 years until the tree of freedom bears any fruit.
I’d suggest either reading Thomas Paine’s “An American Crisis” or Winston Churchill’s “The Gathering Storm.” When I feel low, I like to watch the film version of “The Gathering Storm” with Richard Burton playing Churchill. One person can and will make a difference.
May 14th, 2012 at 10:20 am
HALLEFCKINLOUYA!!!
RON PAUL IS BAILING AND PROMISED TO NEVER SEEK THE SEAT AGAIN !!!
Amen
May 14th, 2012 at 10:32 am
“Hayek admired the tenacity of Socialists for good reason.”
Salma Hayek could persuade me to do anything