Forget about real issues like the economy or jobs. The Washington Post has exposed Mitt Romney as being a bully in high school. Naturally, this should disqualify him to be the next president of the United States. Oh…, but wait! Barack Hussein Obama wrote about how he bullied a young, African-American girl at the ritzy prep school he attended in Hawaii! You know, he just could not handle a chubby black girl expressing her fondness for him publicly, so Obama, already wise beyond his years, physically attacked the girl, knocking her the ground and then verbally humiliated her in front of many classmates. Of course, this is acceptable, since Obama has a composite girlfriend that resembles his mother. Who wouldn′t want a bully with a mother-fetish as president?
The Washington Post apparently thinks so. As does all of the Liberal Media. Robin Roberts told George Stephanopoulos that she is getting ″chills again″ from Barack Obama. Chris Matthews has started tingling again in his legs, too, as Obama speaks out on the important issues like gay marriage. Martin Bashir feels gratified that he can spend an entire hour slamming Mitt Romney for something he may have done 50 years ago as a teenager. Bashir would not understand that, since he was hatched, not born, complete, right out of an egg with nerdy glasses and all.
This is why good people, like myself, could never think of running for office. Our past will eventually be dug up and used against us. For me, the Washington Post or Politico or New York Times might uncover my role in the Great Urine Caper of 1972-73. Yes! The caper so so great that it spanned two years! Actually, it spanned about eight months or so, most of my senior year in high school. Inspired by the song ″Vambo″ by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, the Great Urine Caper of 1972-73 caused quite a stir at my high school, and nobody ever learned of my role in it. Only my confederate cohort and I know the full truth of the matter. Of how fermented urine was mysteriously released underneath the bleachers of the high school gym, stinking up the school for days!
So who cares what Mitt Romney did in high school? The Washington Post seems to think that you do. Is Romney more of a bully than Barack Hussein Obama, who pushed around a young black girl, knocking her physically on the ground and then publicly humiliating her for not being a white woman like his fantasy composite girlfriend? The Washington Post does not consider Obama a bully for rejecting a girl who does not resemble his mother. That apparently is not news, even though Obama wrote about it himself, with maybe some help from Bill Ayers, in his memoirs, ″Dreams From My Father.″ Just remember in November, ″Vambo is NO Vandal!″