Winners are below the fold!
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Yes it is caption Friday on Right Pundits, a weekly contest now revived by popular demand after a four year vacation. Caption this photo of Keith Judd and be the lucky winner to be declared by our Right Pundits editorial committee. And no Andy this isn’t something new for you to do “just for fun” like the last ten fun things. I’ll declare the winners myself, taking the heat from our commenter community. The buck stops here.
The photo this week is of the honorable Keith Judd, otherwise known as Federal Inmate No. 11593-051. The felon received 41% of the vote in the West Virginia Democrat primary, proving that Democrats can succeed when given a governmental handout. Barack Obama? He got the other 59%. So caption this photo. Winners will be declared sometime on Monday, or soon after if we remember to do it.
Caption this photo!
Here are the winner’s of the last contest, with prizes appropriately sized to the level of your accomplishments. Based on the numerous high-quality entries, choosing was very very hard so try again next week!
| 1st Place! flyingmonkey “This guy has the 20 year to life demographic all sewn up!!!” |
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| 2nd Place! L.Rivera “And my VP runn-inmate is better too!” |
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| 3rd Place! Chris in N.Va. “Hair of the dog that bit Obama.” |
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Stay tuned for our next caption contest on Friday. Congratulations to all the winners this week, and thanks to everyone who entered. Better luck next time!
Rules
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1. Shut up. If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the vaunted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages for four years.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to the achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
May 11th, 2012 at 3:31 am
“TRUST THE TAIL. VOTE JUDD 2012.”
votejudd2012.com
May 11th, 2012 at 5:04 am
A MAN WHO TELLS NO TAILS
KIETH/DALE JR – 2012
May 11th, 2012 at 5:54 am
Hair of the dog that bit Obama.
May 11th, 2012 at 8:18 am
Hey!!! Who unsealed my records???
May 11th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
“And my VP runn-inmate is better too!”
May 12th, 2012 at 3:27 am
From his profile at PrisonersLookingForLove.com:
“Convict and Democrat Presidential Candidate Seeks Meaningful Relationship and Votes.”
May 12th, 2012 at 4:49 am
This guy has it backwards. I thought prison time came after your political career.
May 12th, 2012 at 4:16 pm
This guy has the 20 year to life demographic all sewn up!!!
May 13th, 2012 at 5:12 am
Research has just revealed that this guy has a Connecticut Federal Inmate I.D. No.
May 13th, 2012 at 9:01 am
This Could Be the First POTUS
WITH A HANDLE !
May 13th, 2012 at 9:52 am
“I’ve been told that in order to run for POTUS the first requirement is that you’re a human being who has the ability to relate to other human beings”
As the first human candidate since the 60s (note thee Mullet) I promise not to do stupid sht like pay 7000.00 for a crapper or give billions of your money to millions who want to kill you.
I aint no genius, but I think like a human.
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I can meet both parties in the middle of the aisle.
The front gets cut cuz I gots to let the barber keep his job, and it employs other industry as well. And I has to see what I’m doin.
The back never gets cut cuz otherwise I’d have to cut it every month.”
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I can meet folks half way.
The Mullet proves it
May 13th, 2012 at 10:05 am
The first real “blue collar” President who dont have to change outfits everywhere he goes, and packs his own heat
May 13th, 2012 at 10:15 am
CLOSED CAPTIONED
For The Earring Prepared
May 13th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
13 gets a heads up
May 13th, 2012 at 3:48 pm
IF you voted for a community organizer in 2008
Vote for a prison organizer in 2012.
I vote for AOK
Earring Prepared.
ROFL