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While most of you are busy shopping on Black Friday, I will recap the premier episode of Jesse Ventura Conspiracy Theory which dealt with the Reptilian Agenda. Yes, the series returned to TruTV with a huge audience of about 1.6 million viewers. Not only was the subject of how British royalty, like Queen Elizabeth II, and most of our presidents, including Barack Hussein Obama, are those fun-loving, child-eating, shape-shifting reptilian hybrids who rule the Earth, but we even have a confrontation between Jesse Ventura and the infamous David Icke, Father of the Reptilian Agenda. So, did the Obama-Mama sleep with a reptilian alien at the Holiday Inn near Paramus, NJ?

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Who among you would have thought that Penthouse Pet and International swimsuit model, Simone Farrow is a global drug ring mastermind? But there it is! The blonde beauty was busted Wednesday night at a cheap motel along the Gold Coast Highway. She had been on the run for about a month after skipping out on a $150,000 bail. Two police officers escorted her back to jail via Sydney Airport. Simone Starr Farrow, 37, is said to have some 19 aliases used during her career running a world-wide crystal meth network, running bags of ′ice′ hidden in packages of bath salts. The former Ed Hardy bikini model shipped her product using Fed Ex and UPS.

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Rosie O′Donnell is back in the news after a photo of her with a dead hammerhead shark was posted on the Internet. She has taking her same-sex adopted children on one of their fishing trips in South Florida, trolling near her home at Star Island off the coast of Miami Beach. What has caused the uproar is that a new law went into effect this year protecting hammerhead sharks, as well as several other varieties on the Endangered Species List. O′Donnell claims the photo was taken last year. On Twitter, she has tweeted in response to angry environmentalists ′chill people′ and ′u catch what u catch.′

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Breast implants saves a woman′s life? Yes, it is true! A Russian woman was saved by her implants when her husband tried to stab her to death. What may be ironic is that the husband was the one who insisted his wife get the D-cup-sized breast implants some five years ago. The story was posted at the Pravda.ru website. A heated argument led to the husband assaulting his wife with a knife, which he plunged into the left side of her chest. The silicone breast implant acted like body armor. The knife blade was not long enough to contact skin, but neither was it sharp enough to even penetrate the implant. This is not the first case of breast implants saving women during crimes. In 2010, a Beverly Hills woman was saved by her implants from a gunshot, stopping the bullet within a few millimeters of reaching her heart. In both cases, the D-cup sized breast implants did the trick! In 2008, a Bulgarian woman in a car crash was saved by her implant of 40DD size, so the lesson here is go BIG!

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It is not everyday when a group of 30 Tibetan Buddhists liberate lobsters, but then Wednesday, August 3 was the Buddhist holiday, Wheel Turning Day. To celebrate Buddha′s first sermon, any positive actions will result in many more. So the Tibetan Buddhists freed 534 lobsters from becoming somebody′s dinner. Wendy Cook, a yoga instructor and former director of the Kurukulla Center from Medford, Massachusetts near Boston, organized and led the expedition. The group often performs these seafood rescues during each year. Taking to the Atlantic Ocean in a whale watching boat, the Buddhists read prayers and held a ceremony as they released 13 boxes of live lobsters back to the sea.

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Does Alaska have a Loch Ness monster? Video of a possible beast was aired Tuesday night on the Discovery Channel on ″Alaskan Monster Hunt: Hillstranded″ shot in 2009 by Andy Hillstrand of the Rality-TV series, eadliest Catch.″ The video shows what appears to be several humps moving along the surface. Towards the end of the video, what looks like a head pops up.

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Caution! If there are young children present, or if you just have good taste, then do not watch the video below. Yes, such a warning is needed as a viral video filmed by disc jockey Seth Sharp of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange dancing has crept onto the Internet. Taken sometime ago while he was at a night club in Iceland, Assange shows off his fancy footwork amid strobe lights and a disco ball. The video of Julian Assange dancing proves only one thing, that he is a worse dancer than Seinfeld character, Elaine Bennis.

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Ready to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? How about picking up a six-pack of Obama Beer? That′s right! Our president, Barack Hussein Obama, has absolutely nothing better to do with his time than home brew beer at the White House. I suppose we can include cut him him slack because he always finds time for working on his golf game! Yet, it is true, Obama is now the first president to home brew beer in the White House! It’s called White House Honey Ale. Somebody call the Noble Peace Prize committee! Or the American Brewers Association?

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