So the ′Big Story′ of the week is not the budget or healthcare it seems. Instead it was Barack Obama′s selfie at the Nelson Mandela memorial festival. Rumor has it that Michelle Obama has banned all Danish pastry at the White House after the incident with Danish Prime Minister, Helle Thorning-Schmidt, as she took a selfie of herself with Barack Obama and British PM, David Cameron. Michelle looked quite upset over the ′affair′ and later, while her husband gave his speech, she switched seats to separate Barack from ′Gucci Helle′. Maybe this is what caused the sign language interpreter, Thamsanqa Jantije, to claim he had a bout with schizophrenia? Or does this event have more to do with our ever declining social-networking culture, as depicted in last night′s episode of ′South Park′, where we learned that Kim Kardashian may be ′The Hobbit′?