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April 5th, 2013

Michelle Obama ‘Single Mother’?

Somedays this job is just too easy! Take for example how First Lady Michelle Obama made a Freudian slip yesterday describing herself as a ′single mother′. Giving an interview to the local CBS affiliate, WCAX, in Burlington, Vermont, FLOTUS was talking about her pet projects of Let′s Move and organic food. She began speaking about developing models for farmers markets to bring healthier foods into inner cities when she tried to get personal. ″As a busy, single mother…″, Ms. Obama then corrected herself, ″I shouldn′t say single, as a busy mother, sometimes when you′ve got the husband who′s president, it can feel a little single but he′s here.″ Yes, she wonders if she had enough time to be a busy working mom with her phony job back in Chicago. But is he there at the White House? Actually, Barack Obama was in California flirting with State Attorney General Kamala Harris while on another fund raising tour.

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February 11th, 2013

Why Does Michelle Obama Have Such a Big Butt?

Last week, Bob Grisham, an Alabama high school football coach, received a suspension from his job because some off the cuff comments that he made were taped and then released to the public. Grisham was upset because the lunch food that was previously available had been replaced with high fiber, low calorie meals. So, he made some comments about ‘fat butt Michelle Obama.’ After Grisham’s plight became public, people good naturedly began to poke fun at her enormous backside. Since one of their defining characteristics is a lack of a sense of humor, liberals became uniformly indignant at this weighty attack upon the First Lady.

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February 6th, 2013

Fat Butt Michelle Obama

In Alabama yesterday, a teacher was suspended for 10 days for referring to ‘Fat Butt Michelle Obama’ during his class lecture. Bob Grisham, who teaches psychology at Lauderdale County High School, was suspended for 10 days without pay, ordered to take sensitivity training, meet monthly with the school’s director of personnel, and suspended from teaching for one year after a student taped his lecture.

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January 22nd, 2013

Obama 2nd Term – More Spending, More Taxes, More Regulations

On Monday, Barack Obama took the oath in public on his Inauguration Day 2013. In between highlights such as the Bill Clinton photobomb of singer Kelly Clarkson, the Sasha Obama yawn during her dad′s speech and the Michelle Obama eye roll to John Boehner at the Congressional Inauguration Day Luncheon, we gleaned some idea of what to expect for the next four years. Obama spoke for just over 18 minutes before a crowd estimated to be close to a million people on the Washington Mall. He made a pitch for social justice, to expand the power of the federal government over people′s lives for their own good. Obama also made it very clear that he wants to spend more money we do not have, as well as tax more from those who do have. One thing not mentioned at all was the need to find jobs for the nearly 24 million unemployed Americans.

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December 10th, 2012

Is Michelle Obama Fat? (Caption Contest WINNERS!)

So here is a picture of the first lady of the United States, a rare photo in that it was not released to the media by her official photographer who likes to make sure she is gently stuffed into her clothing. Is Michelle Obama fat? Obviously that is a subjective question which depends on your frame of reference.

In her carefully choreographed public persona, we know that the first lady has promoted healthy eating to the American public by assuming the role of a nagging Big Mother, an Orwellian correlative to Big Brother. In private something else appears to be going on entirely. In this picture, Michelle Obama appears to be in the middle of eating a pound of butter or cheese.


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September 27th, 2012

Michelle Obama Starves Students, We Are Hungry Video

First Lady Michelle Obama is very happy that high school students are starving, thanks to new regulations imposed by her husband′s Socialist regime in 2010. Fainting students at one high school have made a video, We Are Hungry, displaying their frustration with the new federal mandates, limiting them to lunches of only 850 calories. Public school children in lower grades, get even less food. As with any Communist plot, the evil state covers their heinous crimes against humanity in flowery language, calling the new regulation ′The Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010.′ That Michelle Obama want to starve American children while she enjoys French cuisine and whole turkeys deep fired after being soaked in salt brine is just hideous. Why, America? Why?

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June 30th, 2012

Michelle Obama: Jesus Was a Community Organizer, Too

On Thursday, First Lady Michelle Obama tried to make the case to an African-American audience that Jesus Christ was a community organizer, like her husband. Speaking at a conference of the AME church in Nashville, Ms. Obama was attempting to increase the volunteer effort for her husband’s Presidential campaign.

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May 19th, 2012

New Study – Organic Food Makes Snobs, Jerks

If the old saying, ′you are what you eat′ is true, then a new study from Loyola University in New Orleans may explain why people who buy and eat only organic foods are snobs and jerks. Lead researcher Kendall Eskine, an associate professor in Loyola′s Department of Psychological Sciences, conducted a survey pointing to this. Pictures of food were shown to 60 people, divided into three groups. One group was shown pictures of organic food, another ′comfort food′ like brownies and cookies and the third ′control′ group saw pictures of basic staples like rice and oatmeal. Then the subjects were given a variety of questions and circumstances, requiring them to make moral judgments. The results of the study were published in the journal, Social Psychological and Personality Science.

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Michelle Obama may not be a true vegetarian like Adolph Hitler, but her passion for organic foods may make her a snob and a jerk. Image Credit: Carrie Devorah / Wenn.com.

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