Green tights are an outfit even Michelle Obama and her acclaimed sense of unflattering fashion should leave to little girls or rock stars on acid. Nevertheless, for a brief time the mainstream media dolled their darling savior with the ragged appearance of a modern-day Robin Hood, a man who stole from the rich to give to the poor.
His weapon?
His words. Sharp daggers of inspiration that shot right into their chest cavity or, if Chris Matthews, right up their leg.
Obama would take from the rich, the semi-rich, the nearly-rich, and the want-to-be-rich-one-day, and give it to the poor. Or, maybe just all to ACORN so they could instruct pimps on how to avoid taxes.
Riding on his gleaming black entourage of SUVs, Obama would wrong the rights and spread wealth like hot butter on bread not made by white males. Minorities would be his Queen. And Michelle would be his court jester, which explains a lot about her wardrobe.
All he needed was Merry Men, whom Barney Frank offered to provide. Then, he needed a less exhaustive way to pick pockets because Robin Hood often broke a sweat.
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