Here is a hot story from the New York Post. It seems that Democratic Party women are cutting their hair short and coloring darker, even jet black, because of Donald Trump. Others are gaining weight from ′Post Election Blues′. According to People Magazine, doctors are calling this nationwide weight gain, the ′Trump 10′. A woman in Minnesota is so upset that on the day after Trump won, she went on a vodka bender which led to a fender-bender, blowing 0.33, four times the legal limit, on a breathalyzer. Colleges are bracing for mass dropouts as snowflakes despair. Cosmopolitan Magazine reports how women are losing their sex drives. Joy Behar claims that therapists are calling this syndrome ′Trump Bedroom Backlash′.