As Amanda Carpenter would say of Ted Cruz in many of those 900-plus tweets she deleted from her Twitter account recently, ″Daddy is in a good mood today!″ I′m sure ′Daddy′ is, Amanda, after winning the 2016 Wisconsin primary. The Donald J Trump campaign issued a rather bland statement written by a staffer, accusing Ted Cruz of being a ″Trojan Horse″, shilling for the GOP Establishment. Oh how true, in some respects, as Cruz has no clear path to winning the GOP presidential nomination. Even if he had won Wisconsin outright, and gained all 42 delegates, ′Daddy′ Cruz would still have had to win 88% of all remaining delegates. That, simply, is just not going to happen. Trump managed to keep Cruz below 50% and has won at least 3 delegates, and possibly may wind up with as many as 9. But the analogy to a Trojan Horse is an error. Ted Cruz is more like a cuckoo bird, thus we may call him, Cuck Cruz.








